maya_the_good_apple

joined 1 week ago

Oh yeah, forgot about human biology.

[–] maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works 5 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Only if you can reproduce with yourself

Yeah...

[–] maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I didn't erase it from the screencap. Oops.

[–] maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works 21 points 1 day ago (10 children)

Worse. Selfcest or Onecest. Worse in a biological sense. Not tryna kinkshame anyone.

[–] maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works 32 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (10 children)

This. This is what you missed.

An AI generated image of Trump portrayed as Jesus Christ.

[–] maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works 8 points 1 day ago (2 children)

Source: Chainsaw Man.

 

At this point Trump is pretty much the Anti-Christ.

I'm using the stalk on my head!

[–] maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works 1 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

No! No it's not! I'm just your average garden-variety apple! Just with a pinch of consciousness.

[–] maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Yo, it's Bad! I didn't know you were on Lemmy too!

 

Howdy, fellas! This is Maya! I wanted to come over here and make a little introduction on Lemmy!

As you can see, I'm a small little apple. I'm going to dig into my lawn so I can finally grow into a tree!

But I'm too small and I haven't sweetened yet :/ If I dig myself in right now, I might not germinate before the fall :/

So, I thought why not wait it out and mingle with all of you?

Ask Maya Anything!

[–] maya_the_good_apple@sh.itjust.works 2 points 5 days ago (2 children)

Talking about the success of Reddit, in Lemmy... I came here because Reddit is going down in quality.

I dunno man, seems Fuckin' Straight to me.

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