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[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 58 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Isn't that kinda how flirting works though?

[–] Bruhh@lemmy.world 27 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Ideally, the flirting shouldn't stop in a relationship

[–] Ilovethebomb@sh.itjust.works 24 points 1 day ago

Ideally, yes. But two people deciding whether or not to boink each other will absolutely be flirting.

[–] ToiletFlushShowerScream@piefed.world 9 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Hell no, you never stop!. When the elderly couple at the next table approaches you and says "such a cute couple, is this your first date?" You get to tell them how many years you've been married and watch as they get sick to their stomachs! It's really quite fun.

[–] czl@lemmy.dbzer0.com 6 points 1 day ago

They always get confused when me and the other person don’t say the same amount of years.

[–] wuffah@lemmy.world 33 points 1 day ago (1 children)

Your parents wanted you to have a threesome like they did at your age in the 70’s, the decade with the free love of the 60’s except with a ton of cocaine.

[–] violet08_@lemmy.world 29 points 1 day ago

except these guys won't touch me as they say it's "unprofessional/unethical".😒

love teasing and ragebaiting them tho

[–] lime@feddit.nu 19 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

the worst version of this is when the tism kicks in for both of us and neither can discern the other's intentions. idk if casually talking about their kinks is flirting, maybe they just have no filter. hard to tell.

[–] OriginEnergySux@lemmy.world 11 points 1 day ago (1 children)

And then you shoot your shot and find out you had it wrong lol

[–] lime@feddit.nu 7 points 1 day ago (1 children)

or just assume i'm always wrong!

[–] village604@adultswim.fan 1 points 1 day ago

You should trust, but verify that.

[–] FilthyShrooms@lemmy.world 4 points 1 day ago

Specifically 2 straight guys

[–] Augustiner@lemmy.world 8 points 1 day ago

So you have some kinda body guards on your „solo“ trip? Sounds wild

[–] M137@lemmy.world 3 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago)

Definitely noticed that people flirt with you more when you're in a relationship, can think of several reasons why but it still sucks because you'd wish it'd be the opposite.