Ahh yes. The episode where Picard shoots a terrorist in the leg with a crossbow, leaves another to die of their own stupidity whilst gloating about it to the Starbase, and then ends on a Mister Ed reference.
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Yep, the beginning of P-Stew's late game "Action hero" phase.
Don't forget, he also removed the stabilization unit that resulted in the shuttle explosion taking out the "Hanz Gruber" type main villain.
Oh yeah, I forgot he actively removed it. That's what I was referencing lol. "All I know is... they won't get very far." All this episode was missing was a scene of Picard crawling through a jefferies tube in one of those Voyager-style tank tops.
Horse girls, dude. They're something else.
Secretary from 2002. https://m.imdb.com/title/tt0274812/
Thought it looked familiar. Point still stands.
This is a horse girl.
There was a music video promo/demo by some up n coming rapper named DayDay I think.
The only lyrics I can remember where "If your driver needs a rider" something something "I'm my backseat". He looked like a crossover between Geordi LaForge (complete with the visor looking eyewear) and Lady Gaga. The dude was clearly as gay as the day is long because I it was supposed to be a euphemism for anal sex.
The video has long since been scrubbed from the Internet, but it you can find it or know if it please do share it!
EDIT: holy bejeesus I looked for this a couple times over the years and only got old outdated links with "video not found". But thanks to the WayBackMachine...
https://web.archive.org/web/20110208105138/http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yAVPdnMnlag
At least they waited until Wesley left the ship :shrug:
Wasn't always the case.
(best dead-eyed stare I could find)
I've seen that joke a few different ways, mostly in western comedies (or maybe just Lightning Jack...) it was funny as a kid, but now I just don't understand the mechanics of it.
While it would technically be too large, I imagine they could temporarily modify the saddle at one of the larger industrial replicators. Give it a cutout at an appropriate location. Change it back to its original state after.