I only sleep with married men if their wives join us too.
this post was submitted on 21 Apr 2026
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Oh no. Twist my arm.
They did cuff me one night. That was fun.
Ugh a couple tried this on me a few years ago. The girl was deece, but the guy.... Looked like he lived in the forest and could tell fortunes.
deece nuts HA gottem
Well! Don’t leave me hanging what was your fortune!?
"if you let it touch your lips, ye shall be a triple gay forever"
The rich get richer, smh
your parents sound awesome
No, they do not. Lesbian apps are full of people baiting and "forgetting" they have a bf until a side sentence on a date. No, we don't want your uggo bf and no he can't "just watch" either
In my 20s I spent my weekends at the local gay bar. Drag shows. Better music. Better people.
I'm asexual so I was just there to dance and get tipsy.
There was always a hot drunk gal and her pervy bf trying to pick up women. I was pretty sure most of the time the chick wasn't bi or even into it but was doing it to appeal to the guy.
Bro. You already have a hot gf. Stop being greedy. Go home.
They would try to grind up on you and if you said no thanks. They'd just wait a bit and try again. Try to buy you drinks.
Man. These people were the worst. I wasn't the only person who encountered them regularly.
My friends all had stories.
The woman would first get your guard down. Right. You think you are just dancing with another friendly woman. Having a good time. She starts to get a little physical but it's still in the range of acceptable for women. Because women are more comfortable around other women and we don't assume it's pervy. At first.
Then she starts trying to grind or something or kiss you and you gotta be like. Hey. No. Let's just do the other dancing we were doing. Then a flipping dude will pop up out of nowhere. They try to sandwich you.
These people were just the worst. They got known pretty fast though and then everyone shunned them.
They always went after the younger patrons too.
I had a friend where the dude straight up came behind her and grabbed her chest.
And she told me he 100% had an erection. We actually got the bouncer to kick that couple out.
No shame. No understanding boundaries.
They could ruin your evening if they targeted you.
So they don’t sound awesome because other people do a related and horrible thing that there is no indication that they themselves do?
Just clarifying.
Don't worry, non-lesbian apps have this, too!
"It's just...my husband needs to be there to watch...OKAY, fine, I don't have to tell him!?"
Um.
I’m sure there are some downsides. For example, uh, there could be… some risk of chapped lips with the extended physical activity if you don’t hydrate enough.
No love for bears?
Nope, just otters
Do they have a bunch of pineapple decorations around the house? Also how many chairs are in their bedroom?
That is a good "trad" wife.
Wait, if this is what trad wives do, I might need to rethink some things.
Those rich Mormon wives do that.
They both cute
Had this happen to me as well. They said the husband would sit in the corner and watch. But it's one thing to joke about, it's another when it's a legit option lol. I couldn't do it.
