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I got a poop in my butt. A goopy one. It's all good. It will come out eventually, unlike that porcelain elephant I lost up there some years back. Don't know what happened to that, just like I don't know if I poisoned myself with the nicotine gum. Felt like gagging all night. Maybe instead of chewing five at a time, I should boof them...

Kumquat tells me book, which seems like the logical autocorrect in that case, although with these kids being as they are, and statistical trends being what they is, I'm sure that will reverse itself in the next couple years. It did for me, but I'm also a test subject for the military industrial complex.

If you ever want to know the full depth you can be brainwashed, just join the Army, score in the 99th percentile across the board, be in really good standing, then pull a Klinger! Do people know what MASH is? I watched that ish every day growing up. Hawkeye was one of my heroes. My dad was the other one I put in my English project for parent-teacher night. That made him real proud.

Now he doesn't talk to me because I had the audacity to try to get him to read my work. He used to live vicariously through me when I ran track, and he would say that he didn't care how well I did, but that was a lie. Was running three practices a day there for a minute. It was for my benefit! It only caused me to breakdown in college, having not ACTUALLY been prepared for life in any capacity. But reading the thing I dedicated my life to; too much. It's distasteful!

...I'm not even going hard on the incest jokes anymore! It doesn't matter. He abandoned the rest of his family. Narcissism is a generational curse, and we tend to attract each other as a whole. We can stand each other! One major reason I consider homelessness one of the best things that ever happened to me; it conditioned me out of my entitlement and made me more empathic and compassionate.

I try to always give something to someone flying a sign, or just looks out of it. It's not always possible, but I also try to leave food places I know people who need it or will otherwise really appreciate a gift will find it. There's an interesting method to this that can better guarantee it will get to who needs it. If you're leaving a burger at a bus stop, rip like a "bite" out of it and leave the sandwich in the wrapper on the trashcan. A person genuinely facing food troubles will ๐Ÿ’ฏ% appreciate 95% of a free meal while entitled people will ignore it, ensuring someone needy gets it.

I got mugged my second day homeless in Miami. Anonymous strangers saved my life leaving major food stuffs in/on the trash and in set spots. If you want to do something regular, find a spot under a bridge or something, covered, I mean, that will absolutely have homeless traffic there. Leave a box of food there on a regular basis. Someone, or multiple people will learn that's the food spot and will check it often. There was someone who did this with three boxes of spaghetti n pasta n stuff every day. I only would take one, but it was a godsend; saved me many hungry nights.

Intention really is everything, and at least from a self-interest perspective, the intention to help others will result in help rebounding onto your shores. We are always receiving what we are giving out. We are all our brother's keeper, which does not have to be kinky if you don't want it to be.

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[โ€“] ouRKaoS@lemmy.today 8 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

You don't lease a Falcon, you just go outside and get one for free. It's like the Dark Souls Hard Mode of taking home the ducks from the park.

[โ€“] Impractical_Island@lemmy.world 4 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Wait, you guys DON'T take the ducks? What do you do after you shoot them?

[โ€“] Diplomjodler3@lemmy.world 3 points 2 hours ago

I prefer not to say.

[โ€“] Proprietary_Blend@lemmy.world 5 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

Yes, it was like takeout boxes from a restaurant

[โ€“] rob_t_firefly@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago

Yippee ki-yay, Mr. Falcon!

[โ€“] TheTechnician27@lemmy.world 2 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

Tarzan definitely was, at least in the 1999 Disney film. The only female gorilla roughly his age that he was close with was Terk, and it's clear they have a cousinly, lightheartedly standoffish relationship. The others in the tribe treat him prejudicially as an outsider.