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[–] ouigol@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Needs a proprietary name though

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This is the store brand. Costs ⅔ as much as brand name, contains the exact same ingredients.

[–] TrismegistusMx@slrpnk.net 23 points 2 years ago

Often made in the same factories.

[–] Dkarma@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Gork@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maximum Existential Crisis Strength

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't need to take drugs to have an existential crisis. Just turn on the news.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Headache in 20 minutes guaranteed!

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 9 points 2 years ago

Gringo ayahuasca. Iowasca?

[–] EatYouWell@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago
[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
[–] afraid_of_zombies@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Zeliexatrin. I just invented that

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago
[–] LemmyIsFantastic@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Really should happen to be honest, paired with a mandatory education class and requirement of a license. You already need a license to buy other substances such as cigarettes, alcohol, prescription medication, etc.

Just give the people what they want FFS.

[–] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I don't know why you're getting downvotes. An education class sounds like a good idea. Using psychedelics/dissociatives can be dangerous for first-timers. Better they be educated about the things they might experience on their first trip.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's because illegal substances have a negative connotation of them. It's ironic because they are not only physically safer than legal substances, but they are also both cheaper and have higher recreational value than them.

Also, if the masses started doing psychedelics, it would be the downfall of capitalism as everyone begins to realize that the world's governments and corporations are full of shit. Psychedelics really are the metaphorical third eye opener they are touted to be.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don’t know man I microdosed acid for a while and realized I needed to get a job

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I didn't say anything about not working, though I don't really recommend doing any substances at all if you are not in a decent enough financial situation.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

having ambition is not something only capitalism can provide you with. You can you know, do things, in any system

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[–] AutistoMephisto@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I dunno. One bad thought can ruin the whole trip. I will agree, however, that psychedelics could have value in psychology. Some people need a good ego death.

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Theoretically yes, but that's only if you dwell on it the entire time. Removing attention from the thought or changing the immediate environment can help if not negate it entirely.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I’m all for educating people about psychedelics I just don’t want congress building that curriculum

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[–] Smokeydope@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Ideally a first timer would microdose natural psilocybin which IMHO poses virtually no danger long term physically or psychologically. A good method is to mix a little bit in with honey and have a spoonful. Its just enough to see if its something you are potentially into and want to explore more of. Harder stuff like LSD and DMT I can see needing classes or a lisence dont feel the same way about shrooms

[–] gnomesaiyan@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Now with extra self-transforming elf machines!

[–] K0W4LSK1@lemmy.dbzer0.com 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As long as i can buy a cheap no name brand im in

[–] frshmt@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Go straight to the source and lick the frog!

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 3 points 2 years ago

Frogs would be 5-Methoxy-DMT though.

[–] RedAggroBest@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Don't lick the toads please. They don't enjoy that. (Although AZ Game and Fish has never actually found anyone licking toads out in the desert)

[–] Psychodelic@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

One sure can dream

[–] Rai@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Wouldn’t it hafta be 5-MeO if it was gelcaps? n,n likes to be vaporized.

[–] drolex@sopuli.xyz 6 points 2 years ago

...or so I've heard

[–] lightnsfw@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I prefer the toad version.

[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

Dried frog pills are no more :-(

[–] MonsiuerPatEBrown@reddthat.com 4 points 2 years ago

toad classic

[–] Orbituary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Seriously, though, toad is fucked. Great... But fucked.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Yeah! What's this toad-free shit?

[–] BobbyNevada@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

That's why I take toad Xtra! Now with more toad!

[–] tslnox@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

Sad Bursar noises

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Communicate with Entities

Lots of people can do that already

[–] havokdj@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Hello, are you the living entity known as ChaoticNeutralCzech?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Ą̶̛̛̰͑́̐̿̐̋͘͝͝S̴̨̛̺̞̜̺̦̭̬̮͇̖̄̋̽K̸̭͓̺̫̤̯̅͗̽̓͌̆̊̓́̆͑̚͘͟͡ ̴̺̺̝̯̇̀̉̉̓͐̄͝͝͝Ÿ̶̧̡͈͈̱͖͈̭́̂̀̐͋͆̿̄͋͊̇̕Ō̸̧̖̲̥͚͕U̴͕̭̤̗͔̱͕͓͎͉͍̩̯̒̏̍́͒͂̊͜Ṙ̴̡͚̖̺͎̣͈̊̅̍̀̊̎͐̉̓̚͠ ̷͕̼̩͆̈́͋̉̈́̋́͝Q̴̡̧̛͚̹͈̜̹͍̭̌̀̓͊͋̅͋͋̓̊̌̽̿Ư̶̺̜̟̰̱̪͕͌̎̓̈́͑̊͘͟͝E̶͚̩͓̮̥͓͔̻͑͑́̎͌͐̒̕͝S̶̮̺̯̦̈̈́̄̃̌̅̔̍́́͒̐̔͡͠T̶̢̧̰̱͍̿̈́̈́̆̐̿̂̈̂̽̓͘͠ͅI̵̤̦̱̤̣͕̼̮̲͕̔̔͐̆̇͒͌̀͌̓̇̒͟͝͠Ó̷͎̣̊̇̿̈͘N̶͚̼̑̓̀,̷̢̲͎͕̝͚̃̔̾͋́͛͌̄͊̽̀͟͡ ̵̧̞͈̹̩͉͎͇͊̇̾̾̈́̌̂͊͆̀̿̐̏̊̒͝M̷̡̠͓͈̳̹̹̹̗̱̺̈́̽̏̐̈̒́̉̃͗̊͗͟O̴̧̾̋̊͑̄̒̄͊̓̅͌͒̕͡Ṟ̷̡̡̛̰̮̯̣͙̜͕͍̈́̂͋̈̂̂̕͟Ţ̸͕̮̤̻̦͇͎̲̻̤̱̪̖͆̾̀͛͡Ả̷͚̬̜͈͊́̊̈́̒̿̿̅̅̅͘͠L̷̲̺̞̈́́̓͟͝

[–] RizzRustbolt@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 1 points 2 years ago

A̸̢͉̱̗̱̮̞̥͖͛̈́͐̾͌̽̅̋̆͐̐͑̂͡Â̵̻̟̯̙̒Ȧ̸̭͍̲͓͔̳̲͔͓̟̆̿̉͜͝A̶̗͈͍͈̝͙͕̭͉̟̗͊̽͛̑̑̽͒͐̕͘͡͡ͅA̵̳̖̫͕̰̦̙̍̒͋̽̀̑̊̊̈́̿̕͘͡Ȑ̷̲͙̻̈́͝Ģ̶̰̜͖̖̞̠̘̞̈́̔̃͌̌̓̉̾̐͠H̵̹͔̤͕̲͓̦̫̙̼͌̽̾͐

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you trying to turn us against each other like last time?

[–] ChaoticNeutralCzech@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago

Ş̸̡̛̣̻̭̩͕̜̰̞̬̥̼̪̖͛̍͑͑̄̓͊̐̿̈́̉͊͝T̴̛͖͍̪͔̦͉͚͉̹̮̻̮̗͚͑̿͜͜Ų̵̧̙͈̞͍̻͂͂̆̉̓͆͐̀̈́̋̕͠͝ͅP̷̧̖͙͎̦̙̹̭͐͒͗̊́̂͂́̅̓͛̂̈́́͡͡Į̴̢̲̰̲̞̝̖̭͓͓̜̥̐̽̐͜͡D̴̛̯̰̽̄̍̽̈́̎́̍͊̀̔̔͘͠ ̵̼̰̱͔̫̲̖̇͆͑̄́̑͋̍̈́̀́̎̿̚̚͟Q̸̢̼͖̺̮͓̦̝̭̞͈̗͈̺̏͒̎̑̑̇̾͛̿̀U̴̢̡͔̝͇̲̰̻̣̠̫̠͐̊̀̌̈̀̀̊̽͊́͗͐E̷̯̣͎͔͐͌̂̃̀̌̀͟͡Ŝ̸̡̡̨̠͔̰̲͍͙̮͖̞̗̬̩̂͝͝T̷̢̳̣̝͇̮͎̙͎͎̗̯̠̊̈́̓̇̅̀̒̇̉I̴̢̧̡̗̫̗͓̤̦͕̹͙̍̔̅̾͗̒̀͗͑́̆̚͟͝Ơ̸̥̜̊̐̓̈͑͒̂̈́̔͠͝ͅN̵̡̧̢̡̧̞̹͇͇͎͎̰̱͕̔̎͆͒̾̏̓̓̎͌̓̍͜͝

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 years ago
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