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[–] FlyinDtchman@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

WTF is up with that shadow Royal Dutch Shell Logo?

If the bears are in bed with Big Oil they should be able to spend more on the promo team.

[–] TheRealMaka@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This is actually par for the course with how awful this fucking team is. Not disappointing at all.

[–] exospheer@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Pretty sure that is NYC and not Chicago.

[–] kinesryss@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This is epic on so many leves. Is that background even Chicago? 🤣 Seriously though we should just roll with this graphic indefinitely and switch that crappy panther to whatever represents every forthcoming team.

[–] PoodahDahwooda@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

😂 this is hilarious

[–] madrefookaire@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

This seems like the perfect level of effort for a Thursday game between the Bears and Panthers. social media team be like short week for us too MF'ers

[–] Twittenhouse@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

He pulled his panther out in the hallway.

[–] xbearsandporschesx@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Sniper1154@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I don't understand why the stationary panthers' feet are blurry.

[–] eugooglie@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I bet that was supposed to be the shadow layer and they put it on top of the panther instead of below it.

[–] pbandwhey@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Some real "graphic design is my passion" energy going on here.

[–] rudeboybill@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Our social media team has been taking as many L's as the actual team over the past few years. This is up there with the lyrical lemonade 2020 schedule video.

[–] thrillhouse3671@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

What's with the shell icon in the bottom right?

[–] LibRAWRian@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

We kept the graphics team next to the lawnmowers in the garage, got stolen too. Somebody check FB marketplace and see if any pieced out graphics teams are for sale.

[–] DonsDiaperChanger@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I love the theory that Matt Nagy kept a secret set of copied keys, and he broke in and stole the lawnmowers to hold as a ransom before the chiefs game.

[–] MostValuableBum@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It’s all been downhill since the Lyrical Lemonade collab

[–] juliuspepperwoodchi@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Lol what the fuck IS this?

I almost don't want to rip into it because like...SOMEONE made this and assumedly tried to make it good but...oof.

[–] thetripleb@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If someone told me Eberloss did this graphic I'd believe them

[–] klm2908@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Gotta love DJ’s shadow pointing TOWARDS the sunset lol

[–] IMKudaimi123@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I swear we used to always have a cool literal Bear graphic

[–] LegalComplaint@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Is NFCNorthMemeWar in the Chicago Bears Twitter?

[–] klm2908@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Gotta love DJ’s shadow pointing TOWARDS the sunset lol

[–] S-Man_368@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

They were all sick today so someone else had to whip this masterpiece up in photoshop within 20 minutes

[–] Pristine-Contract624@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

What on earth is that 😂

[–] Cockblocktimus_Pryme@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Why not at least put a grizzly bear facing the panther? Or one of their players facing DJ?

[–] RemingtonSnatch@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] Skirt_Thin@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I miss the comic book theme they had a few years back. The Packers were literally an oozy cheese monster lol.

[–] porkbellies37@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I mean... why a Bears football player head-to-head with an actual panther? Either make it a Bears football player head-to-head with a Panthers football player, or an actual bear vs an actual panther.

Graphically, the backdrop looks like a generic stock movie poster setting for a business thriller starring Matthew Broderick's second cousin.

[–] No-Sir1776@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

God this organization sucks

[–] Flippinflapjax4U2@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

"I have a niece that know's how to use photoshop"

[–] Kriegerian@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
[–] bobbydells@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

They should take note from the hawks and bulls. Both have incredible design

[–] MarcoLiftz@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Our teams a joke laughing stock of the NFL

[–] sloowhand@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I, too, am very good at MS PowerPoint.

Bring back Jen Tulicki!

[–] FrostSwag65@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Super Tank Bowl

[–] TommyTeebaps@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Idk why but I really like this

[–] brb_coffee@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Graphics team also tanking so they can draft the #1 Designer out of Parsons.

[–] rdldr1@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The Bears farmed out this graphics job on Fiver.

[–] Bleej1258@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

If you can outrun a Panther you can outrun your fear.

Ricky Bobby vibes.