“Slippery Rock University” sounds like a bad Adult Swim show.
Chicago Bears
Wait until you play against Brazzers University.
He's a UDFA rookie, yeah. He's not great, he's not the problem, and he's far outplayed what anyone would have expected. But he's a UDFA rookie.
North Southern College State University declined their scheduling invitation
Coward.....try playing against Devry. Those nerds aren't messing around.
Before that:
South Harmon Institute of Technology
Bovine University
Hollywood Upstairs Medical College
What they won't tell you is that he really struggled against the College of Musical Knowledge
Indiana university, Alr that kinda checks. Of Pennsylvanian, ok who’s the genius here!
The dude can play in the nfl and given the certain opponents and game plan he can win too. His short passes are so accurate but at those speeds I feel like a good defense will have multiple interceptions. Solid backup still, and good fit for the team culture.
Crazy that these schools actually have a football program.