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[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 87 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Come on. How could that be a sin?

[–] BambiDiego@lemmy.world 67 points 2 years ago

Because he wasn't fully erect.

Anything below black diamond hardness is a sin when it comes to Waluigi

[–] blazera@kbin.social 86 points 2 years ago

Wah-llelujah

[–] CoolBeance@lemmy.world 68 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Waluigi hentai, so disgusting and so sinful.

Where do people even find that? Is there a link or something? So nasty, Waluigi hentai

[–] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 65 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's either that or blasting rope to Luigi hentai is not a sin

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At this moment Jesus knew what he has to do

[–] nudnyekscentryk@szmer.info 5 points 2 years ago

Blast rope at Luigi hentai?...

[–] redcalcium@lemmy.institute 63 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"You do you, bro 👍"

Jesus probably

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago

Dude cured the blind, least he could do is lend a hand.

[–] TheGiantKorean@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago

Dude blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai sounds like he was the real Catholic canon amiright

[–] M500@lemmy.ml 25 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Did he try to intervene with any of them?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago

God did a lot of miracles 2000-3000 years ago. Today, not so much.

[–] reployer@feddit.de 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I read "Catholic Cannon" and thought of a holy behemoth ready to export some sacred cannon balls.

[–] Sanyanov@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

He was just like: Nice dick bro, gonna give my life for it

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

I thought I had heard them all but blasting rope is a first gor me, haha.

[–] mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social 16 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Wait Waluigi Hentai? What is that?

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 37 points 2 years ago

u tryna end up in that garden too huh

[–] Poggervania@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

The reason I can’t be with anybody under 7’7”.

[–] half_built_pyramids@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Alexa google waluigi inflation rute 34

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

With or without vore?

[–] mykneedoesnthurt@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Oh wow thanks everybody for the warm responses... I don't understand what some of these things mean, so... you know... going to google this.

And again guys, thanks for the help.

[–] WarmSoda@lemm.ee 13 points 2 years ago

If you have to ask, you can't afford it.

[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Hot as hell. That's what.

[–] nonailsleft@lemm.ee 8 points 2 years ago

Don't play dumb yeezy boy

[–] tubaruco@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago (5 children)

what does the term "blasting rope" mean? (im not a native english speaker)

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 49 points 2 years ago (1 children)

When a man ejaculates it can have the appearance of a rope or string, especially if it is the result of a powerful orgasm.

[–] KillerTofu@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Some funky junk spitting facts instead of ropes.

[–] funkajunk@lemm.ee 11 points 2 years ago

I don't remember saying I wasn't blasting rope

[–] rotopenguin 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

As a native speaker, it isn't any particular phrase that I've ever heard before. Therefore it's a sex thing

[–] Ambiorickx@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

I assume that anything in slang or music that I don’t understand is either about sex or drugs.

[–] HappyMeatbag@beehaw.org 11 points 2 years ago

Ejaculating

[–] darth_tiktaalik@lemmy.ml 8 points 2 years ago

[–] EvilEyedPanda@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Cum onto me my children....

[–] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Which guy though?

[–] tryptaminev@feddit.de 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Are you sure you want to give such an invitation for a "yo mama" joke?

[–] UlfKirsten@feddit.de 1 points 2 years ago

I'm always happy to assist.