Seems like the churches in Wisconsin will bring some people closer to God sooner than expected.
Get your plague! Free Plague! All you gotta do us just show up!!!
Tin foil hat time but why they scared of people miss church? Will they start developing independent thought? Didn't last time.
Nah it's about the money.
Churches dont make anything if they can't guilt u with your neighbors watching what you donate to the collection plate...
Truth but why politicians care? Unless we follow the money...
They did video streaming like everything else. Thing is the virtual collection basket was a bit light. Turns out folks are not as willing to drop plastic as they are loose change.
Killing your own church goers with plague to pwn the libs
I'm reminded of the scene in The Stand where they go into a church and find a bunch of dead bodies from people who thought they could pray the flu away.
I'm OK with it so long as they're not allowed to leave the church again until the pandemic is over.
Eugenics, gotcha.
Fuck me, that is just all-around dark. Them cheese-eating Cristo-grannies finna die from the fungus-fold pandemmy of '29