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There's nothing weird about the juice I promise, just try it (lemmy.dbzer0.com)
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[–] Pops@lemmy.world 34 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The rude and unreasonable chicken is also called a Canadian goose, I believe.

[–] ReeferPirate@lemmy.ca 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Jerk chicken

[–] variants@possumpat.io 1 points 2 years ago

oh man, need to find a way to pick some up for dinner now

[–] moistclump@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Me walking by the Canadian geese on my way to work.

[–] EarthShipTechIntern@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

Rude unreasonable chicken doesn't have anything on the Canadian goose. Obstinate, violent aggressive shit machines are they.

[–] GrammatonCleric@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm all in on the strange juice. Bring that shit on.

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 2 points 2 years ago

Strange Juice is a hit album waiting to happen.

[–] saltnotsugar@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Why is that chicken smoking in the maternity ward?

“Don’t. Just don’t man. AVOID that chicken.”

[–] misterwu@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

Try the strange juice

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

Not having a rooster is generally sound advice too.

[–] kubica@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

Will do, thanks.

[–] craftyindividual@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I guess getting chicken permission is out of the question?

[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

That would be rude

[–] LongbottomLeaf@lemmy.nz 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

This is what happens when you do either literal translations or just don't pay your translators enough to properly translate.

[–] altima_neo@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

Nothings showing up for me?

[–] v8bmx3@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

😂