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7 and 3, no contest. With the ability to see inside containers and short teleport, a person could become a master thief fast
this post was submitted on 15 Nov 2023
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1 & 2 - as CEO of The Happy Oyster company and Gravel Unlimited lI’m absolutely smashing it financially, even with the terminal lamentations of a million misled oysters in my ears.
Choosing 3 and 7 seems the most intuitive to me. 3 to move to inaccessible places with like glass windows as separation. 7 to check if containers are empty or not.
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Do I have to pick two? Because I just want #6
You can, not you must.
It doesn't matter if it's in a can or a bottle I'll only take one pill!
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Time to disrupt the gravel market
The ability to see inside any empty container could be useful depending on how granular you’re being with “empty”. Could get a good job screening for contraband or any other job where you expect containers to be empty, as quality control.
Spam teleporting hacks plus easy hiding using the teleport ability? Heckle yeah
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1 and 8. I seek knowledge. A scholar, if you will.
Marvel 's writers picking up next super power
Teleport 7 inches, and free gravel for life.
The first might come in handy during some insane near miss scenario, and I could make a killing running a B2B selling gravel.
Step 1: cut off a limb Step 2: cry in pain for 9,5 hours Step 3: take pill #6
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10 hours younger than what?
Take a photo of yourself.
Waiting 10 hours then do it again.
Then if you choose you can look like you did in the first photo.
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3 and 7, teleporting a short distance like that can be extremely useful to get past roors and fences. Identifying whether a container was empty or not reliably is good enough proof to clean out this list without being powerful enough that the majority of people would actually believe I have magic, plus I don't have to reveal my teleporting ability.
Holy smokes, 2?? Obviously see inside empty containers and teleport up to 7 inches!
I'd give anything to be able to tell at a glance what boxes I don't need to open when looking for something and get out of nearly any tight spot or tangle.
I will make 10's to 100's of thousands paving roads with gravel and be more than willing to pave roads for people who can't maybe afford it without consequence.
Empty containers may be profitable as well since I could verify which shipping containers could be skipped for further processing, saving hundreds to thousands of hours of time, over time.
3 and 8
Then I can Time Warp to the past and become a king! Or holy figure
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2 and 6,
Set up a business with 2 and eat the number 6 in case you lose a limb or something in an accident
You could escape from anything with number 3
Probably 3 or 5. Those would be funny af
1 and 2.
I bet oysters are pretty cool and have a lot to talk about.
Free gravel. No more pot holes.
2 and 3. I'm starting a gravel company. 3 just because it's the 2nd most useful one.