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How anal retentive¹ is it of me to cringe on reading that and get the urge to write "fewer" in place of "less" on the screen with a sharpie?
¹ Does "anal retentive" have a hyphen?
¹ Does "anal retentive" have a hyphen?
Depends on how far up your ass the stick is.
In my lifetime it's been the Popes who have been the most honourable religious leaders. I like the current Pope a great deal.