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[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.blahaj.zone 98 points 2 years ago (5 children)

It really is a joke. I remember a decade ago talking about how pirated movies were a better user experience than buying a DVD because they were making you sit through ads on the paid product before you could view it, but the pirated product just let you get to what you were watching immediately.

The whole experience is completely backward!

[–] WashedOver@lemmy.ca 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)

In the end I was finally so PO'd with my Blu Ray needing to update copyright protections and download the latest trailers before doing anything I switch to having a PC connected to my TV instead and threw out the Blu-ray.

I just wanted to sit down for a movie or dinner without screwing around or finishing my meal long before the movie even starts.

With streaming services that came later it was much easier to do that again. However with the cable-ification of the streaming services that PC on my TV is looking pretty good again..

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[–] samus12345@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

YouTube videos aren't paid products (and if you do pay there are supposedly no ads), so it's not the same thing. But regardless, the frequency of the ads is insufferable!

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.blahaj.zone 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The paid service will start without ads, and then they'll put them in just at the beginning and end for a video, then they'll ad them in like they are now and blame rising operational costs.

The playbook has been out in the open for a while now.

[–] xenoclast@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

We have an entire generation now that grew up seeing this happen everywhere. Its so blindingly obvious this is "just the way internet stuff works"

[–] _Gandalf_the_Black_@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
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[–] DrPop@lemmy.one 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

The unstoppable you wouldn't download a car

[–] Kase@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Kinda ironic that they put anti-piracy PSAs on DVDs. Like, you obviously bought the movie, but don't you dare pirate it!

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[–] friend_of_satan@lemmy.world 93 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (4 children)

it even happens with paid Amazon prime now. I just started a movie, got an ad. Stopped it and restarted it, got the same ad.

Big tech is making SNAFU a reality for streaming.

[–] lugal@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't happen on pirating websites, I was told

[–] SomeoneElseMod@feddit.uk 14 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

I heard it certainly does happen on pirate streaming sites on iPad 😒

[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Pirating things on an iPad is one of the worst ways to do it, I hate the workaround we have with Stremio...

I'd like the Jailbreak scene to make a great comeback, so it can help with all these annoyances... Or Apple widely supports sideloading at least.

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[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] InFerNo@lemmy.ml 39 points 2 years ago

Situation normal: all fucked up

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[–] LemmyNameMyself@lemmy.world 83 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] LemmyNameMyself@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] IndiBrony@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Kiosade@lemmy.ca 5 points 2 years ago (9 children)

I installed the newer version of revanced on my SO’s phone and after a while it started just like… stopping videos out of nowhere. By that point I forgot how to reinstall it, and didnt feel like relearning all that, so unfortunately it’s back to ad city :/

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[–] araozu@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

In my experience libretube with default instances is bad, I couldn't even watch a single video without buffering every 3 minutes for a minute.

With a selfhosted instance however, libretube is perfect

[–] Rootiest@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] kratoz29@lemm.ee 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This is the GOAT IMHO, it is worth it even if you pay for YT premium.

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[–] JackGreenEarth@lemm.ee 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] chuckleslord@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] RaoulDook@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Only a jabroni would have a laptop on the kitchen table while they eat

[–] AncientFutureNow@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gatekeeping where someone can use thier laptop in their own home seems wack. Although, I'd advise to not use it in the shower.

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[–] Kidplayer_666@lemm.ee 9 points 2 years ago

Nothing like ad blocking and good ol piracy

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