Probably only a couple of you throw them hard enough
Word will eventually spread of your craft
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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the first apple sails by missing him by an inch, as he ducks his head and weaves through the barricaded furniture by the front fate. A second apple whizzes by and hits that nasty postman who explodes in a cloud of letters. Target in sight, he bounds up the stairs and into the first room on the left and delivers his cargo by masters feet: a fresh basket of apples. He's a good boy.
Exactly, you don't eat them, you throw them at people. And it's not limited to apples.
Rocks are a great substitute for apples!
Eating "anywhere from 150 to several thousand" apple cores will kill an adult with cyanosis so... maybe stop worrying about how many you need to eat and start figuring out how to feed them to people.
If you die you're technically away from everyone.
So what you’re saying is we should aim for 80-120 or what I call the “diarrhea zone” to ensure people leave us alone
Hungry for apples?
I would rather cover them in petrol and throw them in a river, than share food with another human being!
Would this also work with apple pie? I'd love some delicious death.
Eat enough and the doctor will come back
Switch to garlic for real success!
If vampire survivors taught me anything...
Beans is the magical fruit
Pythagoras said to never eat them. But he died after a while, so what did he know?
Was just about to say. Apples keep away the doctor, beans keep away anyone else.
Since this specifies how many to eat, probably only like 10. That's a little over the daily value of fiber and since most people don't usually eat as much fiber as they should anyway, that should be enough to get some pretty good gas happening.
That was Steve Jobs tactic.
Eat only fruit. That causes the worst BO possible. Noone can stand to be near you.
Plus no one is around him anymore.
So wait, he figured it out already. The founder of Apple figured it out already 😮
Most if you throw them hard enough.
most if you break the seeds
How do you even keep the fruit merchant away with that amount of consumption
Not that many, actually. You'll become a soft serve ice cream machine that's always stuck a little bit on if you have 15 apples worth of fiber a day.
Eat enough and they will probably cause gas. Keep going!