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[–] rynzcycle@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Bans are never an effective strategy to prevent general use. Here we see the horrible consequences of America's continuing war on Kinder Eggs.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SonnyVabitch@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Erwachsene eggs

[–] Mr_Reach@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

I donated $15 to planned parenthood in the vain hope it will prevent another you from being born.

[–] knorke3@lemm.ee 17 points 2 years ago (4 children)

anyone care to test this and report the results?

[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago

Nah, I'm not that great in the kitchen.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Kerandir@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I miss free awards for comment like this 😂😂😂😂

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Your comment is rewarding enough!

[–] ladicius@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It's great. I eat boiled eggs with salt and a sweet toast all the time.

[–] yamapikariya@lemmyfi.com 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I know this is prime shitpost material but I want to downvote this so much

[–] vegantomato@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Same dilemma

[–] bleistift2@feddit.de 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

WHERE IS THE NSFL TAG⁈

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Inside the meal itself

[–] RIP_Cheems@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

Every day, we stay further from God and sanity.

[–] PunnyName@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I try to avoid buying / eating palm oil. And since Nutella uses palm oil, I don't buy it.

[–] Moc@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Moc@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I’m joking, you have a good point. We should all be avoiding palm oils.

[–] rostby@lemmy.fmhy.net 8 points 2 years ago

I like to nut on my eggs too

[–] WhiteOakBayou@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Is hazelnut so bad on eggs? I've used sugar in deviled eggs before and they were fine. Am I too American to understand this?

[–] kubica@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago

After that certain kind of pizza I`m not impressed by some things anymore.

[–] cobysev@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

At first glance, I thought that was a fish head on a hardboiled egg. Once I saw the Nutella jar, I realized what it was. It's significantly less gross to me now.

[–] larsloveslegos@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Nutella is overrated, change my mind

Edit: forgot my

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] registrert@lemmy.sambands.net 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It took a few to figure out what happened since the post you replied to has been corrected but it was worth it.

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Oh shit I forgot to edit mine too

[–] quantumantics@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Whelp, this one's going straight into the food crimes folder; thanks for the addition!

[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

Delicious international food crime

[–] fne8w2ah@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's what an entire country banning Kinder Eggs does.

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[–] ShitOnABrick@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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[–] PowerGloveSoBad@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

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[–] ObviouslyNotBanana@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Increased update frequency accepted, if you want messages to stop message GOODBYE.

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Ah, the cousin to the famous MayonEgg.

[–] MonkderZweite@feddit.ch 3 points 2 years ago

Rosé with ahorn syrup is better than dessert wine.

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

Still better than a few posts on c/foodporn

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 2 points 2 years ago (4 children)

For a good 5 seconds, I thought it was a marshmallow

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[–] Hiro8811@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago