I have a Lemmy joke, but it won't federate.
this post was submitted on 18 Nov 2023
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I have a joke about video games, but it's pretty played out.
I have a video game joke. It's not done yet, but I'll tell you anyway. The punchline will cost you extra though.
I love the slow degradation of the image the further you go down.
Needs more jpeg.
Because this should have been transcribed, here’s each one from inside out:
I have a geography joke, but I don’t know where it is.
I have a statistics joke, but it’s not significant.
I have an Economics joke, but it’s not in demand.
I have a civil engineering joke, but it’s still under construction.
I have a philosophy joke, but I don’t know why.
I have a math joke, but I can’t proof it.
I have a physics joke it’s low potential.
I have a chemistry joke, but it’s still brewing.
I have a biology joke but it’s not viable.
I have an archaeology joke but it’s probable just a ritual.
I have a software joke, but I’m not ready to release it yet.
I'm slightly annoyed that this uses the Right Single Quotation Mark (U+2019) instead of an apostrophe. I guess OCR.
That’s fair, and not OCR, just me typing this up by hand (and autocorrect from iOS). That’s why I added periods where they weren’t in the source and commas as well.
I have a web journalism joke but it's behind a paywall
I have a customer support joke, please hold...
It only counts if it's a maths joke.
I have a joke, but it's not funny.
When will the update release? Soon™️
I have a mathematics joke, but it doesn't count.
I have a torrenting joke, but it's only 99.1% complete
I thought I was going crazy
Correlation =/= causation. You're still crazy, like the rest of us. :)
I have a programming joke but nobody seems to get the reference.
I have a statistics joke but it's not significant.
I have a computer joke, but I'm still gathering all the parts needed to build it.
I have a programming joke, but if you're not a fan of recursion, you might find it repetitive. Reread this joke to get the punchline.
I have a data compression joke but it got Co!rru.l<ӵ(HucۡVT@u'ptAh2led
I got a stand-up joke, but its a let-down.
I have a healthcare joke but it wasn’t ordered STAT
I have the plans for a manufacturing joke but we probably cannot make it.
I also have a railway joke but it's stuck at a red signal.
I have a culinary joke, but I’m still cooking
I have a sound joke but you can't hear it