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Right but I want it to be healthy when I’m lying down, too.
Every anarchist worst nightmare!
Which state
I almost took it as a pun because a pharaohs subjects would prostrate themselves in front of him.
Whatever gets you through those hot Egyptian nights, buddy
Prostate. Come on.
What are you trying to get it to do?
Already answered! 😏
You get me.
Spelling was a little different 2 millenia bc.
𓇌𓅱𓅲𓐍𓂧𓅱𓈖'𓏏𓐍𓋴𓄿𓇌𓏞𓐍
Dolores: Anything I can do?
Eddie Valiant: Maybe you can go downtown and check the probate.
Roger Rabbit: Yeah, check the probate! Why, my Uncle Thumper had a problem with his probate, and he had to take these big pills and drink lots of water!
Eddie Valiant: Not prostate, you idiot. Probate!
Unexpected Who Framed Roger Rabbit? reference, but relevant and hilarious. Nice work.
It is okay to masturbate.
Sexuality is a physiological need, not an addiction put into you through subliminal messaging (unless you're some kind of ace). In fact, it is also good for your mental health.
Also I really hated those nofap weirdos that would show up esp in November on reddit and elsewhere.
Like hey man I don't care that you've decided to refrain from blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai for the month you can shut up now.
hey man I don’t care that you’ve decided to refrain from blasting ropes to Waluigi hentai for the month you can shut up now
Now i want to hear Gianni Matragrano voice this as he does
We, the netizens of Lemmy want it known that we are staunchly PRO CUMMING.
Like many things, it’s only healthy in moderation. If you’re one of those reddit dudes janking it three times a day yet say they’re not addicted, it’s very likely an addiction.
Everybody has a different baseline. Very, very different, indeed. Let's not spin something perfectly normal as a sort of mental illness.
I never said it’s a mental illness, it’s normal human behavior to get addicted to things.
I would even contend daily is a bit too much. 3-4 times a week or every other day seems to be healthy.
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We all want the strate to reopen, but there’s already a wanker in charge of that.
You can also do it to help you sleep. So go fuck yourself, and good night!
Or to wake up. Or to burn calories after eating. Or to have something to add to coffee
A true, historically-accurate Pharaoh would do it publicly to increase crop fertility/yields but this works too
I rubbed my clit sore & raw a few days ago. It hurt for days. And I don't even have a prostate. Net benefit : -5
Good for the pelvic floor.
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If masturbating is good for your prostate mine is healthy af.
I only procrastinate at work
Procrasturbation.
That was a lie.
I am probably good for the next 5 live times.
Uh huh.. riiight….
Me too.
Guess it’s like draining the water heater every once in a while
And every few years, replacing the sacrificial rod.
If you labelled this with asshole, small colon, prostate, etc. So it’s on topic I would upvote, but sadly, I cannot upvote this one.
You don’t like where the black line goes?
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It is on topic because OOP wrote "prostrate." Saddam Hussein is indeed laying prostrate.
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¿Por qué no dos?
prostration isnt all that healthy
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