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Judge to Baby: File an Asylum Application (www.notus.org)

submitted 1 week ago by NightOwl@lemmy.ca to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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[–] SarcasticMan@lemmy.world 13 points 1 week ago (1 children)

You shouldn't have chosen to be born outside the US you dumb fucking baby.

[–] BitUnWise@programming.dev 2 points 1 week ago

I was born in the US, sounds like a skill issue to me

[–] mangaskahn@lemmy.world 8 points 1 week ago (1 children)

It won't matter, asylum visas are getting canceled anyway.

[–] Jankatarch@lemmy.world 5 points 1 week ago* (last edited 1 week ago)

Mine was delayed due to covid once, and I am still waiting.