This is me when I realize the chocolate chip cookie has nuts.
this post was submitted on 30 Aug 2026
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When you bite into a raisin cookie and it's dead flies.
When you bite into a fly cookie and it's mouse turds
Oatmeal Raisin > Chocolate Chip
Oatmeal chocolate chip >
Yep, the best of both worlds. Only surpassed by oatmeal scotchies (oatmeal cookies with butterscotch morsels)
Maybe if they were like chocolate covered raisins. I like chocolate, but it's no raisins
Yup, reverse the meme and this is accurate
For some reason my brain flipped your username too, so I guess now you’re Suomynonmemaga, or a Finnish non-meme MAGA.
Do with this information whatever you want.
Exactly, this would be a win
Raisins are delicious.
Meeting expectations is delicious
Yes, except when they're in cookies.
My tastes are different therefore you're wrong
And also not really
All y'all raisin haters are just plain wrong. Oatmeal Raisin Supremacy
It's got the sweet, it's got the chew. What's not to love
Yo lemme get a grape, but can you fuck up the texture and make it look like mouse shit for me?
When I bite into a chocolate chip cookie thinking it's raisin
Boomer meme 2/5
Oatmeal raisin is the best cookie.
I used to think Chocolate Chip was the best, but I have learned that the VERY best is Oatmeal Chocolate Chip.