Dad Jokes

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This is a community for sharing those cheesy “dad” jokes that invoke an eye roll or chuckle.

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Clean jokes only please. If you cannot tell this joke to a 5-year-old and they can understand, you probably shouldn’t post it here. Please post edgier jokes to: !unclejokes@lemmy.world
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submitted 3 days ago by cannedtuna@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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[–] PetteriPano@lemmy.world 33 points 3 days ago

When I opened my fridge I there was a bottle that said "soy sauce" on shelf.

I didn't want to be rude, so I said "¡Hola Sauce! Soy PetteriPano".

[–] Varesti@lemmy.zip 21 points 3 days ago

And of course, "Hello, I am sauce." -soy sauce

[–] hydrashok@sh.itjust.works 9 points 3 days ago (2 children)

Hello, I am lent green.

[–] HiTekRedNek@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago

Oh, hello people!

[–] SourDragon@lemmy.world 2 points 3 days ago* (last edited 3 days ago) (1 children)

Wasn't that spelled soilent?

Edit. My mistake. It is spelled soylent

[–] sundray@lemmus.org 5 points 3 days ago

Hola milk!

Or is it 1% milk?

[–] Octavio@piefed.social 3 points 3 days ago

Still kinda disappointed nobody has come up with a brand of soy milk called "Soy Capitan!"