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[–] Chee_Koala@lemmy.world 7 points 1 hour ago

"Pam!" Jim roared over the rumble. Pam sprinted toward him, clothes in tatters, her face smeared with ash and beet juice. Behind her loomed a tsunami-sized wave of raw beets. Miles away in his bunker, Dwight cackled maniacally, watching his ultimate revenge unfold on the monitors.

People love beets.

[–] 666dollarfootlong@lemmy.world 25 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

This dude will never not be the "guy from office"

[–] starik@lemmy.today 9 points 4 hours ago (1 children)

I can’t watch his Jack Ryan show because if this.

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 3 points 2 hours ago (3 children)

I never watched Breaking Bad, and cannot take Bryan.Cranston seriously in serious roles in movies and such because all I see is Malcom in the Middle's dad.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 1 points 8 minutes ago
[–] starik@lemmy.today 1 points 38 minutes ago

He actually starts out as a similar kind of character, so it works.

[–] FatVegan@leminal.space 1 points 1 hour ago

That makes sens, becauae you never watched it

[–] justsomeguy@lemmy.world 8 points 3 hours ago

Jim surviving the AI layoffs

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 34 points 5 hours ago (1 children)

Did you put my hand grenade in jello?

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 2 points 2 hours ago (2 children)

I had a though about a plot device for like a cop show or something where the villain would put the grenade in a block of ice, without the pin (nevermind how) then it melts and later, boom.

Like a random time bomb.

Iraqi insurgents would do this with soviet mortars, freeze a mortar to the side of the tube, then it would take 45 minutes or so to thaw and thoom ........... BOOM

[–] jaybone@lemmy.zip 1 points 2 hours ago* (last edited 2 hours ago)

lol interesting, I was thinking the opposite, how you would do jello and how boiling water might interact with the pin and other mechanisms. I would place the grenade in a bowl, and then from a very safe distance, something like a kettle with a rope attached, pour the boiling jello. But I wasn’t thinking of having the pin removed. Since this is like, supposed to be a prank. But even then, who knows after all that heat and water contact with the mechanisms.

The ice case seems simpler to me, at least for grenades where you hold the handle with pressure pushing towards the grenade. You could pre-freeze a molded form sufficiently sized to fit the grenade with the handle pressed. But not allow it the space to release until the ice is melted. Then once the grenade has been inserted, you could fully freeze more water around it to make a solid block, presumably for aesthetic purposes. Still you might worry about metal expanding and contracting under different temperatures, when you do the second freezing process.

[–] blinfabian@feddit.nl 6 points 4 hours ago (2 children)

thought this was an AI edit of Jim ngl.. where is this from?

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 13 points 3 hours ago (1 children)

its from the office cant u read

It was the episode where he and Roy prank Dwight together

SpoilerActually the film "13 Hours" from 2016

[–] AmyAye@nord.pub 1 points 2 hours ago (1 children)

That movie just doesn't stop once it gets rolling, which is pretty quickly.

[–] restingOface@quokk.au 2 points 2 hours ago

It went downhill after Michael left

[–] CookieOfFortune@lemmy.world 3 points 4 hours ago

I think that movie about the attack on a US embassy or something. Not 100% sure.

[–] frog@feddit.uk 3 points 4 hours ago

Jim throws a snowball at Dwight indoors. When he is first challenged outside, however, he finds the doors chained. Dwight then emerges from a snowman, throwing multiple snowballs and leaving Jim with a bloody nose. Throughout the day, Dwight torments Jim with increasingly elaborate snowball

Season 7, Episode 11/12