Slovene85

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[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 points 8 hours ago* (last edited 8 hours ago)

Where ~~are my testicles~~ is my penis, Summer?

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 points 9 hours ago (1 children)

Nah, it's a nutsack. A beanbag. A hammock for the testies. That's to be worn later in the bedroom with nothing else on.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 2 points 10 hours ago* (last edited 9 hours ago) (1 children)

No, I have an issue with the first comment I replied to. Just like the other people who replied much more calmly and politely.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 6 points 10 hours ago

*A woman showing her puNO, I'm not gonna make a joke about seamen, I don't have to share every dirty thought that pops into my head. Sorry, bye.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 points 10 hours ago

Or a very efficient potato masher?

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 26 points 18 hours ago (1 children)

reads the title What the heck is Colin Furze up to now?

It's not him though.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 3 points 1 day ago (1 children)

I hope no one will pooh-pooh your idea.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 22 points 1 day ago* (last edited 1 day ago) (1 children)

Either she doesn't grasp the concept of a burner phone, or I don't.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 37 points 1 day ago (1 children)

This must be a veterinarian playset.

[–] Slovene85@sh.itjust.works 7 points 1 day ago

I freakin' LOVED school. I just hated the getting up early part.

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