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Raunchy, alcohol-fueled Taco Bell party included open sex, lawsuit claims (ktla.com)

submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by KinNectar@kbin.run to c/nottheonion@lemmy.world

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A former Los Angeles area Taco Bell employee is suing the company and a franchise owner after she claims a Christmas party at the fast-food restaurant descended into a drunken mess that included open sex.

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[–] LEDZeppelin@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago

That’s disgusting. Where?

[–] 2nsfw2furious@lemmynsfw.com 28 points 2 years ago (2 children)

“Shocked, disgusted and outraged,” Bechiom alleges that she first ran out of the restaurant but then went back inside to retrieve her guacamole bowl – only to find that her manager and the other co-worker involved in the sexual encounter were vomiting.

Right in front of my salad???

[–] ivanafterall@kbin.social 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

This is the best-possible advertisement for the Taco Bell guacamole bowl. SHE WENT BACK IN TO GET IT.

[–] Zorque@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

It was a potluck, she brought her own guacamole bowl.

Also, if you worked at Taco Bell, I'd assume you wouldn't be able to afford to just throw away food.

[–] SquigglyEmpire@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

When you truly love your guacamole bowl, you'd never leave it to the horrors or a taco bell sex party.

[–] nightwatch_admin@feddit.nl 1 points 2 years ago

Plot twist: that was to be the salad

[–] DocMcStuffin@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

The sex must have been really bad if people were puking in the guac bowl.

[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 10 points 2 years ago

The seven-layer wasn't discontinued after all

[–] Rajtinka@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

I didn't read the article, but I want to party with them anyway. I don't see the issue...

[–] Aggravationstation@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Open sex, so much more fun than closed sex

[–] SquigglyEmpire@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Both are better than folded sex though, you only make that mistake once.

[–] HipPriest@kbin.social 6 points 2 years ago

I work in healthcare. Never sounds this much fun, sorry, disgraceful.

[–] intensely_human@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

This is the American version of Trailer Park Boys

[–] kambusha@feddit.ch 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

https://web.archive.org/web/20231121175655/https://ktla.com/news/local-news/taco-bell-holiday-party-involved-open-sex-vomit-in-the-guac-bowl-lawsuit/

Don't think current link works outside of the US.

Alt: https://archive.li/n6yma