Dad Jokes

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submitted 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) by Arrakis@lemmy.world to c/dadjokes@lemmy.world

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Violets are glorious,

Don't try to surprise

Oscar Pistorius

(Since he's back in the headlines I couldn't help but remember this oldie)

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[–] dhork@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This joke has no legs

[–] Arrakis@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

He left a hole in her heart

[–] bstix@feddit.dk 2 points 2 years ago