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[–] FoundTheVegan@kbin.social 72 points 2 years ago (43 children)

A pig didn't say they would die for you. It was murdered against its will and then you paid the killer to kill more.

[–] Captain_Buddha@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Livin' up to that username, kid.

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

And I'd do it again.

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

No pigs go "oink" silly or when they're scared they go "SSSSSSQQQQQQQEEEEEEEE-SSSSSSQQQQEEEEE-SSSSQQQQEEEEEE"

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[–] 2d@kbin.social 33 points 2 years ago (3 children)

bacon died for you without its consent

[–] dylanTheDeveloper@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

"Hey pig I'm gonna eat ya!"

The man I have tied to my bed 🥴

[–] LemmyFeed@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

That's why it tastes so good.

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[–] supergrizzlybear@pawb.social 31 points 2 years ago (7 children)

But given the choice a pig wouldn't die for you, so no bacon isn't love, it's murder.

[–] empireOfLove@lemmy.one 3 points 2 years ago

very tasty murder!

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[–] cam_i_am@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

What happened in 2008?

[–] Honytawk@lemmy.zip 15 points 2 years ago

Yeah, but it wasn't consensual.

[–] andy_wijaya_med@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Fun fact every food we eat died for us.

[–] CaptnNMorgan@reddthat.com 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lab grown meat is a thing now

[–] quindraco@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

A thing which dies for your meal. What they grow in the lab is living tissue, a mass of living cells.

[–] MBM@lemmings.world 6 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Except for like, fruits, seeds, eggs, dairy etc.

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Only eggs haven't died for us. Fruits and seeds definitely died for us too. Cheese is complicated.

[–] nicetomeetyouIMVEGAN@lemmings.world 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Animals died to get eggs and cheese. Also the animals that are giving milk and eggs will die when they reach a certain age. Also I wouldn't consider being in a cage 24/7, never seeing the sun, a "life" exactly.

[–] BirdyBoogleBop@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Sure but the eggs haven't died for us. They aren't fertilised either so have no chance of becoming a chicken

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[–] HikingVet@lemmy.ca 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] zaphod@feddit.de 6 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Kase@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I'm stealing this.

[–] Emerald@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Image Transcription: Meme


[An image of bacon sizzling on a cook surface]

Top text: BACON IS BETTER THAN THAT GIRL (OR GUY) WHO SAID THEY WOULD DIE FOR YOU

Bottom Text: BACON ACTUALLY DID DIE FOR YOU. BACON'S LOVE IS REAL.

[–] AeonFelis@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Bacon will always have a place in my heart. And in my arteries.

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