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Just wait for this look
Chuckles I'm in danger
Depends. Do you have something in mind that involves your penis: Not yet, keep it in your pants.
If you hadn't anything about your penis in mind: Do not tell her anything about your penis right now.
This is why I always carry around two bananas.
The rule of penis:
If you have something in mind that involves a penis: not yet, keep it to yourself.
If you didn't have a penis in mind: don't mention penises to her right now.
Altogether then: only proceed to penises with consent and when you know preferred dildo brands.
p.s.
remember to wash your new dildo before and after use!
Congrats! You successfully flirted! This is how flirting works.
Now if only the majority of the population agreed on what flirting is.
Well, it's not exactly an objective thing, but the most concise way I've heard it described is "plausible deniability". It's always just a joke until.. it isn't.
Flirting is mainly about showing interest but also always giving the other person a graceful out. It's asking out without asking out, so nobody has to actively reject the other, but instead can just stop responding.
Also, flirting is fun! Just have fun with it.
u shake her hand and say thanks for your time then slip off to make this meme then send it to her and now u're meme married
Or fired for harassment. Either way win win
or promoted for gambolin', win win win
Send her this.
How the fuck did they make it so that the girl fox is instantly recognizable as such? I guess longer eyelashes and no whiskers, but is that it?
She's also more slender and less ruffled, stuff traditionally associated with femininity.
She also lacks whiskers and what looks like a goatee from the male.
Alien TV shows about humans be like:
spoiler to save you the eyesore
Flirt on, if you like her. You're gonna be awkward. It's gonna be supacringe. If she digs you, and is worth your time, she'll like the awkwardness. She's looking for a fellow human, not a love god.
But if she gets turned off, then it wasn't meant to be. You have failed, but you have learned, there's still a billion-odd potential mates left to meet.
You didn't necessarily fail if they aren't into it. In the words of Jean-Luc Picard "It is possible to commit no mistakes and still lose. That is not weakness, that is life." Some people just don't mesh, and that's ok. You don't need to put pressure on yourself to like or be liked.
Yep. This right here
You honestly didn't really failed. You mostly learned that she/he isn't the one for you. Just move on to someone else that might be a better fit.
Wake up /s
What movie is this from?
Terminator 2: Judgement Day
I might be wrong though
Flirting is so easy:
"I need your clothes, your boots and your motorcycle!"
Nah man, you're wrong, this is Terminator 1, it had a lot more romance than 2!
Making plastique on a date.
The Fox and the Hound.
Robin Hood
(I think it's The Fox and the Hound, but I don't think I've ever seen it)
This is the most useless-lesbian shit I've ever seen lmao
This is a constant conundrum for me. Being asexual isn't always clearly communicated.
Based and furrypilled.