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Somebody said something along the lines of “Jaquan Brisker dies at least once a game” and it makes me laugh so hard. The best part is, I read that comment during a game and right after I read it, he was dead on the field.

I just picture Brisker laying on the ground like a family guy character after they fall down.

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[–] chriskwi02@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

And I'm sure Brisker would still talk shit after being dead too lol

[–] Apotheosis69420@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

At least it wasn’t a Bagent post

[–] derbear83@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

I have oddly not seen one in a while. Now that I type this I realize there will now be at least 10 waiting for me in this sub wh3n complete.

[–] PortillosBeef27@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Lmao it’s true. We’re gaurenteed at least 1 brisker death and sudden resurrection every game

[–] BroDudeBruhMan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Dude acted like a nuke detonated 8 feet from him and before the camera finished panning away then Joe Bucks like, “and he springs back up”

[–] cmacfarland64@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh my god, you killed Jaquan. You bastards!!!

[–] 5thRedditSuspension@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So. Jaquan's a pot roast now.

[–] HicDomusDei@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

So nice to have ya here, Leanne.

[–] airham@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

New meme:

Pointing spidermans, but it's Jaquan Brisker and Kenny from South Park.

[–] monpetitfromage54@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

the third spiderman is Sean Bean.

[–] DetectiveNasty55@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

The comment was probably reacting in real time to Brisker getting injured and your feed was lagged by a play.

[–] SD40couple@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Add Gordon, Stevenson and smith to that list as well. They all get “dinged” dramatically only to be back on the field cocking off in 4-6 plays.

[–] joemiken@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

It's a weekly ritual. If there's a prop bet on Bears DBs down on the field during a game, ALWAYS take the over

[–] Twittenhouse@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

Ssssssssshhhh, ahhhhhhhhh!

[–] Brian_E1971@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Does the NFL have an embellishment penalty?

[–] monpetitfromage54@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

i think if it's egregious, like you're standing there and all of a sudden collapse to stop the clock or something, they'll throw a flag. not sure the exact rule but i feel like the giants or rams did that at one point several years ago where two guys fell down at the same time.

[–] TumTumMac24@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago
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[–] LegalComplaint@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

“Is it time, God?”

“No. Back to the football mines. See you next Sunday, son.”

[–] TheMetabrandMan@alien.top 1 points 2 years ago

There should be an over/under option for how many times Brisker dies on the field in every game.