WTF was the original comic here?
this post was submitted on 04 Dec 2023
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Back in my day, we just ate the peanut candy and died.
"gender-neutral candy"
Jesus Christ these people are so legitimately terrified of everything. Every single thing they make or do is riddled with their insecurities like that.
Man as someone with a kid who is both allergic to dairy and gluten this just makes me sad.
My kid has real dietary needs, and I try not to burden whoever is handing out free candy for n Halloween with this.
My wife and I have taught my kid to be thankful to everyone, even if they can’t eat that particular candy when we do an allergen check later that night.
I'm similar to your kid. I have celiac and also severe lactose intolerance. Fortunately, a lot of candy is free of most allergens. For example, Sour Patch kids and Laffy Taffy. (Not sure if it's vegan though.) I also had a nephew with a peanut allergy, so I try to read labels when I buy Halloween candy (though this year I decided to reverse trick or treat the houses on my block with kids and then turn the lights off, since kids don't really go out anymore like they used to.)
Sour patch kids are vegan, fun sized laffy taffy is vegan. The bigger laffy taffy isn't vegan.
Good to know, thanks! I think most of the candy I eat is vegan. In fact, it would probably be an easy switch for me to go vegan.
Back in my day, we just ate cum.
The only other version I've seen has all the kids asking for fentanyl.
Not sure what the original is.
This is the original
This is fuckin gross & weird
It is indeed
vegan cum? how
Plants have needs and desires that are unmet by omnivores
Well according to some vegans human do not count. So human meat is vegan too.
I think there's an untapped market for lab-grown human meat out there.
If someone gives their body willingly it is technically vegan to some.
I guess we have a weirdest post of the day winner.
Thank you for the nomination!
Definitely one of them
Weirdest post of the day award may not be the high honor you think it is, OP
It's not? Damn.
I remember being on a cub scout camping trip and while our group was on a hike, we passed a little creek and there was some kind of foam building up at a spot where the water narrowed and got agitated around and some kid just yells "ew is that deer cum?" A few of us (myself included) laughed and some of the other kids were like "what is cum?" Which just made us laugh even harder while the adults tried to just get everyone moving again.
Classic kid antics
Is this the part we're supposed to say "that's enough internet for the day," and promise we're going to turn it off, or just become desensitized and keep reading more depraved nonsense?
I've no fucking clue honestly