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[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Bottom.

But I'll take the top bunk.

[–] Pelicanen@sopuli.xyz 1 points 1 year ago

Bottoms need a top, it is only natural.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Damn, there's a lot of bottoms in this thread. You guys are so submissive!

[–] Exusia@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a prison thing. Dont want to fall off the top bunk.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

If you're in prison, being a bottom is pretty submissive too.

[–] Stamets@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago
[–] EvilTed@feddit.uk 15 points 2 years ago

Top, you get time to duck under the covers whilst the under-bed monsters chow down on the bottom bunker.

[–] callyral@pawb.social 12 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

bottom. i am afraid of heights

the fact that i'm tall doesn't really help

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So I guess you don't do a lot of standing up? 😛

[–] callyral@pawb.social 10 points 2 years ago

So I guess you don't do a lot of standing up? 😛

Nah, I tell some pretty good jokes

[–] trafficnab@lemmy.ca 2 points 1 year ago

I'm not afraid of heights but the last thing I'd want to do when I'm really tired and ready for sleep is have to climb a ladder

[–] BetaBlake@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pipows@lemmy.today 1 points 2 years ago

Verse for the win. I'll be taking the top bed tho

[–] Thcdenton@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

In prison the top takes bottom

[–] ThatWeirdGuy1001@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I'm a power bottom

[–] TheBest@midwest.social 9 points 2 years ago

Im a top in this case solely due to the wrestling move potential. Bout to suplex my brother back into the womb.

[–] sasquash471@feddit.de 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

bottom. on top you always get blinded when someone turns on the fucking light.

[–] spicytuna62@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Be me, 10 years old

Wake up on top bunk

Rub eyes, sit up

Get wacked a in the head a half dozen times by the ceiling fan

3/10 experience, great views, not worth the brain damage

[–] UraniumBlazer@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago
[–] Leoimirmir@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago

My brother had the top bunk for a while but then he had really bad gas (the kind that burns your ass on the way out) and it kept floating down to me and I was gagging all night

[–] disheveledWallaby@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)
[–] AceFuzzLord@lemm.ee 4 points 2 years ago

Back when I was a kid, I was the bottom and my brother slept up top. Of course that was back when it was required we shared a room.

[–] Caesium@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

acrophobia keeps me on the bottom

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ok thanks, what would it have to do with being on the top/bottom

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You're not serious, right?... 😄 Right? 😐

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Unfortunately I am, either that or something else I don’t think is an acronym is

[–] Hellstormy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's not about acronyms at all, it is just a joke because the word acrophobia looks like it could be. Acrophobia means fear of heights.

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Oh ok, thanks

[–] Lemminary@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Oh, that's odd. You can just look up "define acrophobia" in any search engine, for future reference. 😅

Tbh, I'm a little confused about this whole exchange.

[–] MightyGalhupo@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

That’s… a good point actually

[–] joyjoy@lemm.ee 3 points 2 years ago

Floor gang!

[–] cmgvd3lw@discuss.tchncs.de 3 points 2 years ago

Depends on the position

[–] AgnosticMammal@lemmy.zip 2 points 2 years ago

I've always had top due to loft bed vibes but now that I'm an adult, I want a bottom floor bed so bad, but I'll lose the space saving capabilities! I currently have a whole chest of drawers under the bed and it's been great to be able to stash things away.

But, the ability to flop into and out of bed is dearly missed...