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[–] lledrtx@lemmy.world 42 points 2 years ago (2 children)

"is now running for judge in Cook County with the help of a Democratic Party insider and $500,000 in loans from his wife."

wat

[–] distantsounds@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Dude is living the American dream

[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 2 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Don't you need a lot of education to be a judge in stead of just money...?

[–] fmstrat@lemmy.nowsci.com 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

He is a lawyer. In the article.

[–] DozensOfDonner@mander.xyz 1 points 2 years ago

Ah yeah, i see it, totally glanced over that.

[–] pingveno@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Judge, jury, and executioner, apparently.

[–] MaxVoltage@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

He is probably going win unfortunately

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 8 points 2 years ago

Lemme guess, his campaign will include talking points like "tough on crime".

[–] lntl@lemmy.ml 2 points 2 years ago

he's a pawn in the larger machinery of Chicago and Democrat politics. I'm not envious, this fella already owes some big favors.