this post was submitted on 14 Dec 2023
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Client did not pay? Add opacity to the body tag and decrease it every day until their site completely fades away.

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[โ€“] tilcica@lemm.ee 94 points 2 years ago (1 children)

dont forget about a comment to remind the next dev to not fix it because the client wont pay

[โ€“] CmdrKeen@lemmy.today 34 points 2 years ago

"Abandon all hope, ye who enter here."

[โ€“] Toes@ani.social 66 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That's a bit more civil than redirecting the domain name to 2girls1cup

[โ€“] hakunawazo@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Or to Rick Astley for a more SFW version.

[โ€“] UID_Zero 28 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Better option, have a good contract in place.

Obligatory Mike Montiero video "Fuck you, pay me" - https://youtu.be/jVkLVRt6c1U

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[โ€“] Aatube@kbin.social 10 points 2 years ago