He just wants to catch his daughter with her boyfriend and be able to yell "get out of my swamp"
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Taiga is another biome that is used as a name.
"So your name is Pete?"
"Not quite, it's peat, short for peatland"
Tundra could make a pleasant-sounding name
I was thinking Taiga, that way when my daughter gets to school the other little nightmare monsters don't call her "Truck".
What about Forest?
Also, this appears to be a lemmy of a tumblr of a tweet. How meta.
It’s the internet ecosystem
...River?
I'd like you to meet my Steppe son.
I wouldn't fuck with anyone named Tundra or Mangrove. Those mfs might be Power Rangers in disguise
I could possibly understand Bog, Valley, Tundra, Oasis, or Isthmus as names. I've heard stupider names.
I don't know what Isthmus means, but honestly would be a cool name
An isthmus is a relatively narrow strip of land separating two bodies of water, and linking two larger landmass.
An easy example is how central America has that thin bit that connected to South America before they dug the Panama canal. The Suez canal crosses another isthmus that we dug through like that.
Savannah isn’t a biome, it’s a city. Savanna is a biome and I’ve never met someone with that name.
Fen, Marl, meet Esker.
Wait, those are actually good
Dry Sclerophyll Forest, it's time for bed.