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Cats are getting heavier these days (lemmy.ml)
submitted 2 years ago by dragnucs@lemmy.ml to c/memes@lemmy.ml
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[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 30 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It's a well-known fact that cats can change both their mass and state of matter at will.

[–] eagleeyedtiger@lemmy.nz 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Cats do not abide by the laws of nature. They can flatten themselves out and go right through a seam in your wall

[–] SpaceNoodle@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I've seen it.

I didn't catch the cat in the act, but there was no other way he could have done it.

[–] capt_wolf@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

These aren't cats... They're polymorphed dragons.

[–] Aceticon@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago

Their gravity defying subsystem sometimes malfunctions and activates in reverse.

[–] Rentlar@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

The glasses might be making you see things strangely...

[–] milkytoast@kbin.social 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

chonky cats

[–] jonkenator@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This should be a Lemmy community

[–] version_unsorted@lemm.ee 7 points 2 years ago

Someone please make /c/polymorpheddragon

[–] Klaboesterbeer@feddit.nl 12 points 2 years ago

Correlation vs causation.

[–] general_kitten@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago

dents and holes are a natural place for liquids like cats to concentrate in.

[–] alvanrahimli@lemmy.ml 9 points 2 years ago

Nah, it is how they spawn. Like a meteor.

[–] reflex@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Wow, this is heavy.

[–] Holzkohlen@feddit.de 4 points 2 years ago

Those our some dense MFers.

[–] preasket@lemy.lol 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Super Saiyan cats

[–] evdo@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago

Yamcha

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