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[–] lugal@sopuli.xyz 52 points 2 years ago (2 children)

canon

It's pronounced sanon btw

[–] andrew@lemmy.stuart.fun 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

From the original çanon of course

[–] jaybone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

It’s pronounced source.

[–] MeatPilot@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

You mean the Sanon the Dork Lard?

[–] OldManBOMBIN@lemmy.world 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (20 children)

My giant giraffe agrees.

If you're still unconvinced, say "G"

The letter starts with the J sound.

Checkmate atheists.

[–] AstridWipenaugh@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

Oh yeah? Well lick my gargantuan gorilla gonads.

(I'm actually team jif but can't help myself)

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[–] Floshie@lemmy.blahaj.zone 22 points 2 years ago (6 children)

One thing I learned recently is that if GIF shall be pronounced "GIF" like the G in Graphical, JPEG shall be pronounced "JFEG" like the P in Photography

Just droppin that in

[–] PeWu@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

Fuck this, double standards ftw

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[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (4 children)

Would be the worst retroactive devaluation of a body of literary work since JK Rowling showed the world how she really is.

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Orson Scott Card's gotta rank up there, too.

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[–] Ghostalmedia@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can tell that’s fine art because it says it is.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Picasso did the same thing.

[–] gibmiser@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] blubton@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

No, Picasso, pronounced Pizza-so.

[–] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I read that as "Yan-dolf".

I am not even making this up.

[–] jdf038@mander.xyz 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

OK you fancy Dutch dude. What're ya gonna do now? Brag about bicycles and socialized medicine?!!! (He says, jealous af)

You mean yealous

[–] timelighter@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (2 children)

comes back

Bilbo is gay!

dies

comes back

Nazgul are just men in dresses!

not canceled cause that's true

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[–] Hasuris@sopuli.xyz 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] Siegfried@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

"Sauron's eye was supposed to be a gigantic vagina"

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] dogslayeggs@lemmy.world 12 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Anyone who uses the argument that Graphical is pronounced with a hard G sound needs to think about how they pronounce other acronyms, like SCUBA, NASA, LASER, SONAR, POG, SIM... the list goes on.

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[–] WereCat@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago

And Elrond is Hispanic elf

[–] danc4498@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Guess we need to remake the trilogy.

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Hollywood's probably working on that anyway.

[–] filcuk@lemmy.zip 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

You don't know Hollywood very well.

[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

It will have 1 hour 30 minutes of Sam Merry and Pippin argue about potaeto and potahtoe. And Sauron will spend his time mentioning all the genders and races and gods can't kill him while he got stabbed in his face.

[–] timelighter@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Maybe this time they can put in some GOD DAMN TOM BOMBADIL

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[–] not_woody_shaw@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 8 points 2 years ago

Ohh i see it's a geeraffe, a long necked animal.

And power ranger called down a guyan robot to fight guyan monster enemy.

[–] ThatFembyWho@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024

[–] Rhaedas@kbin.social 5 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

to be published in a limited gold embossed leather bound volume with 500 pages of commentary, March 2024

Tolkien fanatics: "Link?"

Also...link?

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[–] d20bard@ttrpg.network 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gets back up, "also, his name is Jolam." Lies back down.

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[–] F_Haxhausen@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (3 children)

All letters before A are silent.

[–] kamen@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] Annoyed_Crabby@monyet.cc 5 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Aragorn: You have my sword.

Legolas: And you have my bow.

Gimli: And my HAX.

[–] webadict@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago

I love Lejolas and Jimli's gokes.

[–] giggling_engine@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

So his name was always Jim

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[–] Kushia@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

He should also come out with some delicious spreads for toast, he could call them Jamdalf.

[–] DigitalTraveler42@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

Yandalf the Yrey

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