this post was submitted on 24 Dec 2023
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[–] sexywheat@hexbear.net 39 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You know as far as boomer memes go this one is pretty good ngl

[–] invalidusernamelol@hexbear.net 11 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I knew Santa wasn't real when he started drinking the same whiskey as my dad

My mom did try to save it with a carrot for the reindeer, but that didn't last long

[–] LaGG_3@hexbear.net 26 points 2 years ago

Santa crushing tallboy cans and tossing them out of the sleigh papyrus-cool

[–] Ram_The_Manparts@hexbear.net 22 points 2 years ago
[–] DrCrustacean@hexbear.net 21 points 2 years ago
[–] GalaxyBrain@hexbear.net 20 points 2 years ago

I was told as a child Santa preferred a run and coke and a bowl of BBQ chips cause my parents didn't want to consume milk and cookies after having a couple drinks Christmas eve. They weren't like DRUNK, but when your drink of choice is rum and coke, milk and cookies does seem gnarly. They treated it like I had the inside scoop on Santa.

thirty two billion bottles of beer on the wall, thirty two billion bottles of beer,
you take four down, pass them around, thirty one billion nine hundred and ninety nine million nine hundred and ninety nine thousand nine hundred and ninety six bottles of beer on the wall

[–] LaughingLion@hexbear.net 14 points 2 years ago

for us by us

[–] barrbaric@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Requesting one of /c/dadmemes, /c/badmemes, or /c/fakememes.

[–] FourteenEyes@hexbear.net 12 points 2 years ago

but those are all just /c/memes

[–] Tachanka@hexbear.net 4 points 2 years ago

santa is in his yummy snack arc

[–] terrytec@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

Rip Dad frfr 😢