this post was submitted on 28 Dec 2023
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[–] PrinceWith999Enemies@lemmy.world 72 points 2 years ago (3 children)

It’s a tough life in the salami mines.

[–] Sarmyth@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago

It really does look like salami....

[–] Agent641@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

My father died from working the salami mines. He got the pink lung.

[–] Thermal_shocked@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

I made my kid watch Zoolander just to make the black lung joke when he coughed

[–] shlocko@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

It ain’t much, but it’s sausage work.

[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] PopcornPrincess@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Looks like a milking table.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] LemmyKnowsBest@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago (1 children)

There are two things from the internet that I don't know what they are and I will never look them up, I'm preserving some of my innocence.

  1. Lemon parties and

  2. Blue waffles.

I have no idea what either of those are and I don't want to know.

[–] fossphi@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

You're doing good, soldier. To be honest, I've also not watched them but I know the context. You're not missing out

[–] Thermal_shocked@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

🎶 Daddy would you like some sausage. 🎵

[–] BreadOven@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Sausages! Sausages!

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Are these sausages or stalactites?

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Thermal_shocked@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

Sausagetitties

[–] jopepa@lemmy.world 1 points 2 years ago

Cute, have an upvote. But what am I looking at here?

[–] Jerb322@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

I thought you found bat guano on the floor of a cave...

[–] TheBlue22@lemmy.blahaj.zone 5 points 2 years ago

🤤🤤🤤

[–] NotSpez@lemm.ee 5 points 2 years ago

Aah the stalagwursts, very typical for the region!

[–] sagrotan@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago

Oh, THERE they grow. The more you know...

[–] LordGimp@lemm.ee 1 points 2 years ago

That's alotta wainers