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[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 57 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] The_Picard_Maneuver@startrek.website 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Education (Β΄ο½₯α΄—ο½₯ ` )

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] Saprophyte@lemmy.world 7 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It has one of every vowel.

[–] elbarto777@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago
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[–] KISSmyOS@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I hear this photo

[–] Pantrygheist@programming.dev 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Tsk is an onomatopoeia for disapproval

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 13 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)
[–] ASeriesOfPoorChoices@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

Scrabble's acceptable words include non-English words and other BS. It's about as far from a viable "word list" as you can get.

it's just a bunch of approved letter sequences.

hell, there was Kiwi guy who won French Scrabble. Doesn't speak or know any French, just memorised the book.

[–] JingleBerries@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The guy who won the French Scrabble World Championships as a non-french speaker was not an American. His name is Nigel Richards and he's a New Zealander who now calls Malaysia his home.

Entirely true that the Scrabble word list is just like a collection of valid trading cards, Nigel Richards just collected them all.

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 35 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Try, cry, pry, wry... <- Except that in these instances, Y is the vowel. Unless you're playing Wheel of Fortune, where Ys are always counted as consonants and cost nothing to play.

[–] enkille@lemmy.world 25 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Hmm, not sure if there are.

[–] MataVatnik@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] Tippon@lemmy.dbzer0.com 31 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Rhythm's not a vowelless word.

Rhythm is a dancer.

[–] zip@lemmy.blahaj.zone 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

Welp, now that's gonna be stuck in my head for at least a few days! At least it's a great song.

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[–] alt_xa_23@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

In rhythm, y functions as a vowel, as it makes a vowel sound.

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[–] force@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

Spelling-wise? Depends on what you mean by "vowel" and "word" – vowel isn't really a term for letters/spelling, it only really makes sense in a phonemic/phonetic context. So, phonetically? Yes – i.e. words that only have a rhotic in the nucleus like "curd" which is just [kΙΉΜ©d] in many rhotic dialects like most American English, "and" is often pronounced [nΜ©], "can" can be [knΜ©]~[kŋ̍], "full" can be pronounced [fʟ̩] in some dialects (includinΙ‘ mine). You can also include paralinguistic words like "shh" [ΚƒΜ©].

[–] HenryWong327@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

I also don't get why you're being downvoted so much. Great answer.

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[–] voidskull@lemmy.ml 20 points 2 years ago (2 children)
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[–] mihnt@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago (2 children)
[–] reddig33@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (10 children)

Those aren’t really English β€œwords” though. There’s some old welsh in there which actually used W as a double U. And then some onomatopoeia, which while defined in some dictionaries, aren’t really words anymore than abbreviations like CIA or FCC are words.

[–] tocopherol@lemmy.dbzer0.com 7 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

According to the Cambridge English dictionary a word is simply "a single unit of language that has meaning and can be spoken or written", so acronyms and onomatopoeia are words as much as any other apparently. Maybe they would consider an acronym multiple units of language bound together though so not itself a word.

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[–] Ephera@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

A cwm (pronounced /ˈkuːm/) is used in English in a technical geographical or mountaineering context to mean a deep hollow in a mountainous area

Uhuh...

[–] Neil@lemmy.ml 7 points 2 years ago

I'm about to cwm.

[–] Jubei_K_08@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Pppffffttttt

[–] doctorn@r.nf 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Fun fact: In Dutch 'vowels' is the same word as is used for 'streetstones' (klinkers), so if you ask this question in Dutch, the answer is 'dirtroad'. πŸ˜…

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[–] Subverb@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] tacosanonymous@lemmynsfw.com 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Ply?

But only if you reject the "sometimes y" clause.

[–] retrolasered@lemmy.zip 9 points 2 years ago (2 children)

rhythm.

I think there might be a sometimes w clause too. But any w words I can think of have a y anyway

[–] themeatbridge@lemmy.world 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

W is a sometimes vowel in Welsh. There are a few Welsh words that are valid in Scrabble dictionaries, which is really the only metric that matters. There are also several onomatopoeias that are valid Scrabble words, like mmm or brr or tsktsks. That last one is the only 7 letter word with no vowels or sometimes vowels.

[–] BoastfulDaedra@lemmynsfw.com 13 points 2 years ago

Maaan, everything is a vowel if you just Welsh it hard enough.

[–] foggianism@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] SilverFlame@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Y functions as a vowel in this instance

[–] kerrypacker@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You can't just identify as a vowel.

[–] MJKee9@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
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[–] feedum_sneedson@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Kyrgyz... styrn.

[–] SpringMango7379@lemmy.world 8 points 2 years ago
[–] Facebones@reddthat.com 5 points 2 years ago

ΠŸΡ€ΡΡ‚

[–] nbafantest@lemmy.world 4 points 2 years ago

I honestly dont know how people come up with these answers

[–] Anticorp@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago

"What's 'vowels', precious?"

[–] AgentGrimstone@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago
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