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Mildly Infuriating

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[–] ares35@kbin.social 121 points 2 years ago (1 children)

be kind to the poor pfc, he's paying by the week for seven years for that shitbox.

[–] Semi-Hemi-Demigod@kbin.social 86 points 2 years ago (2 children)

This truck screams "I just blew my enlistment bonus"

[–] ZMonster@lemmy.world 13 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Small down payment at best.

[–] ohlaph@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago

Small something

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[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 111 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (6 children)

I would pass the guy and then let him know he was passed by a queer in a fiesta. You know he'd just hate that.

[–] Transporter_Room_3@startrek.website 60 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

I once got passed by a rainbow-decal prius with the bumper stickers "0-60 eventually" and "you just got passed by a lesbian in a unicorn outfit"

Sure enough when we stopped at the next light, there were two rather lovey-dovey women in the front seat, and the driver was wearing what looked like a unicorn onesie. It was fantastic.

Incidentally, my wife now has a similar unicorn onesie and wears it when we go grocery shopping.

[–] TheLowestStone@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

Now I have to wonder, does she wear a unicorn onesie all the time or does she put it on over her regular street clothes before driving? If the latter, why? Which came first, the sticker or the onesie? If her partner drives the car, is she required to wear the onesie?

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[–] bmsok@lemmy.world 40 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Have you heard the one where your fiesta takes adderall?

It turns into a focus.

Not original material but I had to say it

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[–] Aleric@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago (4 children)

I drive a Prius and have a very long commute which goes through a rather conservative area. My existence inadvertently pisses off so many big truck drivers. I'll never understand why some people need to speed up and pass me immediately after I've passed them. It's not a competition!

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[–] Rhynoplaz@lemmy.world 82 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (9 children)

I've heard that people who drive a Dodge Ram are most likely to have a DUI on their record.

For real. Might have changed since then though.

[–] hypnotoad__@lemmy.ml 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] bionicjoey@lemmy.ca 34 points 2 years ago (8 children)

Dickheads drive ~~Dodge~~ pickup trucks

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[–] metaStatic@kbin.social 19 points 2 years ago

People who make poor life choices are more likely to make other poor life choices.

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[–] circuitfarmer@lemmy.sdf.org 80 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Serious "you will address me by my husband's rank" energy here

[–] cyberpunk007@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Is this a thing? Lol that's so depressing.

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[–] MyDogLovesMe@lemmy.world 74 points 2 years ago (6 children)

Any soldier of worth I’ve ever known, …any true soldier, wouldn’t advertise their profession as such.

Wannabe.

Nothing more.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (5 children)

This screams boot to me, lol. I bet you they financed it at something ridiculous too.

Is there an r/JustBootThings on Lemmy or Kbin? Some of the shit on there was hilarious.

[–] frickineh@lemmy.world 27 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I said the same thing. My ex-husband was military (though not boot at all) and you could absolutely find this truck in the px parking lot. Probably driven by a 20 year old with a kid and a pregnant wife who goes shopping off base in his uniform solely so people will thank him for his service.

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[–] xigoi@lemmy.sdf.org 71 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

There used to be a community for this on the website that shall not be named. “Don’t Dead Open Inside” I think?

[–] Mannivu@feddit.it 43 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)
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[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I bet it's financed ar 29.9%

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[–] Heavybell@lemmy.world 50 points 2 years ago (5 children)
[–] NoSpiritAnimal@lemmy.world 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

A Hemi indicates the top of the combustion chamber has a Hemispherical shape, rather than the typical frying pan type shape.

The increased size of the chamber means additional fuel and air can be introduced, which increases power output.

It's old tech like carburetors. It's wasteful on fuel, but MOPAR fans love it.

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[–] madwifi@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago

Don't dead open inside

[–] jordanlund@lemmy.world 49 points 2 years ago
[–] kosanovskiy@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago

You just By A Driving

Got

Passed Soldier A Hemi

Ares

Apparently one who isn't literate either.

[–] recapitated@lemmy.world 47 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Imagine being a soldier and still having something to prove on the freeway

[–] sebinspace@lemmy.world 11 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] underisk@lemmy.ml 46 points 2 years ago (3 children)

People who treat driving as some kind of competition should have their license permanently revoked.

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[–] tonyn@lemmy.ml 36 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'm speeding, I kill people for the government, and my engine has hemispherical combustion chambers!

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[–] turbowafflz@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You, just by a driving, got passed. Soldier, a hemi!!

[–] RealFknNito@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Hope I'm not the only one trying to put these words to Smooth Criminal.

You just got passed by, you just got hit by, a soldier in a hemi!

[–] CobblerScholar@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago

These kinda folks look the best when they crawl away unharmed from the twisted pile of useless scrap that used to be that truck

[–] Smoogs@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago (1 children)

What’s hilarious is they know it annoys you. This kind of driver lives to take up space in your life. They’d build a giant statue belching fire and yelling “REMEMBER ME” in your backyard if they could.

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[–] mexicancartel@lemmy.dbzer0.com 22 points 2 years ago (2 children)

It's more of a crappy design than mildly infuriating

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[–] RememberTheApollo_@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Gotta love this guy making soldiering and being a dickhead his public identity.

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[–] Xyphius@lemmy.ca 21 points 2 years ago

obligatory: "you just got by a driving passed soldier a hemi"

[–] unreasonabro@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (2 children)

the sort of man who names his car, and puts the name on the car, and feels the need to include quotes, because in writing as in all areas of life, he doesn't know what he's doing, though he'd have a sad little testosterone fit if you told him so. it's the real meaning of the word removed

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[–] TwanHE@lemmy.world 19 points 2 years ago

Dont dead open inside

[–] snekerpimp@lemmy.world 18 points 2 years ago

Round here we call this “micro-penis syndrome”, the urge to tell everyone that this is how they are compensating for possessing what they believe to be tiny penis.

[–] dog_@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago

you just by a driving got passed soldier a hemi!!!

[–] Alph4d0g@discuss.tchncs.de 16 points 2 years ago (1 children)
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[–] Maggoty@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

Somebody come get your private.

[–] JoMiran@lemmy.ml 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You just got passed by a soldier in debt up to his eyeballs.

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[–] Phegan@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago (1 children)

You just got passed by a man with a small penis.

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