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[–] paddirn@lemmy.world 91 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ain't that the truth. They get you with all those ads about beheadings and taking child brides and stuff, then pull the whole boring office-job switcheroo and expect you to actually "run the government". What the hell is that?

[–] cheese_greater@lemmy.world 17 points 1 year ago

Thats how they get u

[–] wildginger@lemmy.myserv.one 39 points 1 year ago

People arent kidding when they tell stories and tales of the warrior king who won his kingdom and squandered it from the throne.

Its a common myth premise for a reason

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 24 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Stop trying to make "quiet quitting" a thing. It's regular old "hating your job".

[–] MaxHardwood@lemmy.ca 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

To be pedantic; not quite the same thing. While it does usually include hating your job, it's more about doing the absolute bare minimum required by your contract, sometimes dragging your feet as long as possible, and only doing the 9-5 -- nothing more.

[–] Lesrid@lemm.ee 17 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Performing work to the specification of compensation while respecting my free time. Astounding that doing my job is somehow analogous to quitting if I'm not providing even more unpaid benefit to my employer by one or more metrics.

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

You perfectly described what I hate about the phrase. The framing is just so awfully corporate, it's almost receiving executive bonuses.

[–] hdnsmbt@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

I appreciate the pedantry (not sarcasm) but really don't see the difference. That's what you do when you hate your job, is it not?

[–] MNByChoice@midwest.social 21 points 1 year ago

Article from MARCH 17, 2023 8:00 AM.

They have not quit yet.

[–] Hegar@kbin.social 18 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Killers and beaurcrats are the two sides of the coin of the state.

[–] AquaTofana@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago

Oh, I'm so sorry Taliban. Did you think you could just behead dissidents and treat women/girls like breeding livestock forever?

Tch, sometimes you actually have to feed your people. Get on it!

God, not everything in life can be planning your next rocket attack. 🙄

Really I think you find anyone who is well suited to be a pointy spear person is not well suited to sitting at a desk regardless of who or what they fought for.