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[–] puchaczyk@lemmy.blahaj.zone 66 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (3 children)

For those who are curious it's properly balanced. There are 24 slots available. Pairs: 1-13, 2-14, 6-18, 9-21, 10-22 Triple: 8-16-24 All pairs and triples have their centers of mass on the rotation axis.

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 17 points 2 years ago

THANK GOD. I WAS SO WORRIED!!!

[–] meyotch@slrpnk.net 10 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

This person centrifuges!

[–] GraniteM@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago (3 children)

What do you do if there's a prime number of test tubes, like the thirteen in the picture?

[–] dingus@lemmy.world 16 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

If you don't want to figure out some awkward balancing techniques, you can just use a balance tube. Fill a tube with water to a similar height of the tube it opposes.

[–] lseif@sopuli.xyz 9 points 2 years ago
[–] veroxii@aussie.zone 1 points 2 years ago

They just explained it. If you have 3 you put them on 8-16-24. Everything else will be pairs which you put across from each other.

[–] Malgas@beehaw.org 44 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Why did you build a death ray?

To take over the world.

No, I mean, what mad hypothesis are you testing? Are you just making mad observations?

Look, I'm just trying to take over the world. That's all.

You're at least going to leave some of the world as a mad control group, right?

Sad fact: most "mad scientists" are actually mad engineers.

(Borrowed from a Cowbirds in Love strip which at the time of this writing is inaccessible.)

[–] AlgeriaWorblebot@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago

I miss Cowbirds in Love.

[–] lolola@lemmy.blahaj.zone 15 points 2 years ago

I'm going mad just looking at this. I mean maybe it's actually balanced, but like... there are easier ways. Stop tryna flex and spin your shit down.

[–] SatanicNotMessianic@lemmy.ml 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Having dealt with this kind of thing before, it gives a new and more literal definition to the phrase “bloody idiot.”

[–] blandfordforever@lemm.ee 2 points 2 years ago

That's a properly balanced centrifuge. Perhaps we should be calling you the silly names.

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

i think that centrifuge might be actually balanced

[–] skillissuer@discuss.tchncs.de 8 points 2 years ago

yeah it is, it's 5 pairs + one triangle

[–] Omega_Haxors@lemmy.ml 4 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

Actual mad scientists: 🤬🥼🧪

[–] guyrocket@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

But what are they so mad about?

[–] Lucien@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

But are you wearing welding goggles?

[–] Venator@lemmy.nz 2 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Third photo should be of the dude from Explosions&Fire or NileRed.

[–] DemBoSain@midwest.social 5 points 2 years ago

Purple gold will be the death of us all.

[–] Cort@lemmy.world 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

I think you misspelled thought emporium:

https://youtu.be/JNfQCRzcr3o?si=DpZ8W__Rtb38VTA0

We're talking MAD science, not regular science.

[–] Maoo@hexbear.net 2 points 2 years ago

There is no way those tubes are balanced step away from the centrifuge

[–] Bishma@discuss.tchncs.de 2 points 2 years ago

Any time you see a video of a cat backing up and saying "no no no no no" it's because they're watching the researcher's hand move toward the on switch of that centrifuge.