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From the archives. Jesus what a grim fucking comic, great contrast between the subject and the cutesy style, which I guess is what made me go "heh, holy shit"

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[–] cyborganism@lemmy.ca 74 points 2 years ago (4 children)
[–] Mothra@mander.xyz 52 points 2 years ago

Interesting read

TLDR: "ignorance is bliss"

[–] aldalire@lemmy.dbzer0.com 23 points 2 years ago (3 children)

I am heavily fucked up inside therefore i must be an intelligent

[–] c0mbatbag3l@lemmy.world 9 points 2 years ago

You know what? Fuck it.

Uncauses your correlation

[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Post hoc ergo propter hoc in the house

[–] aldalire@lemmy.dbzer0.com 4 points 2 years ago (1 children)
[–] pinkdrunkenelephants@lemmy.cafe 2 points 2 years ago

You need to actually have nuts before you can say that

[–] KpntAutismus@lemmy.world 6 points 2 years ago

very depressed and still get the best grades in my class at "profession school", can confirm.

[–] CanadianCarl@sh.itjust.works 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

This article speaks to me.

[–] Rodeo@lemmy.ca 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

It speaks to everyone. "I'm messed up because I'm smarter than other people" is a seductive fantasy.

[–] DrJenkem@lemmy.blugatch.tube 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I clicked into the article wondering how they measured intelligence, and they polled people from Mensa. What a fucking joke.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 0 points 2 years ago (1 children)

lmao right? Mensa members are allegedly smart and yet they pay money to be in the special club of the smartest of everyone look at me

[–] MrFunnyMoustache@lemmy.ml 0 points 2 years ago

High intelligence, low wisdom.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 28 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

A little dark for a chuesday, innit?

[–] hydroptic@sopuli.xyz 7 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I have absolutely no idea what a "chutes day" is 😅 but I'm a dirty foreigner with a native language that's not even in the same family as English, please have mercy

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 6 points 2 years ago

It was an autocorrect fail.

"chuesday" and "innit" are just poking fun at a particular English accent.

[–] shneancy@lemmy.world 2 points 2 years ago

a lot of brits pronounce the "tu" at the beginning of words like "chu"

[–] netwren@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago (1 children)

So to any young kids who get into this "I am intelligent therefore depressed."

I've been there and what I've found is that if you are like how I was. I falsely correlated analysis of the universe and the discovery of it's harshness with how I was feeling and probably erroneously ignored my bias (because I was depressed) to focus on negative realizations.

It was my caustic family environment, my lack of individual freedom, poor sleep, poor diet that was making me miserable.

If you're feeling this way you need to look into Mindfulness and why existence even in its brutally bleak appearance can be an enjoyable quiet morning listening to crickets as you wake up, or being aware of noisy air vent that sounds interesting, or even the curiosities of your own wandering mind.

Our experience of existence is relative to our framing. Emotional intelligence is learning to side step the current and enjoy observing the river.

[–] naevaTheRat@lemmy.dbzer0.com 5 points 2 years ago (1 children)

otoh depressive realism is a thing.

For example about a trillion probable sentients are killed every year mostly for pleasure and if you can contextualise numbers at all that rends your heart.

[–] AVincentInSpace@pawb.social 3 points 2 years ago

[citation needed]

[–] EvilLootbox@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Futurama taught me you should only give the monkey moderate intelligent serum if you want it to be happy

[–] CADmonkey@lemmy.world 5 points 2 years ago

"I'm going to business school!"

[–] LEONHART@beehaw.org 2 points 2 years ago

Guenter, NO!