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submitted 2 years ago by Supervillain@lemmy.world to c/theonion@midwest.social

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[–] PineRune@lemmy.world 35 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Well, it is shaped like one...

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 19 points 2 years ago (1 children)

The state... If you're dumb like me and didn't get it.

[–] tacosanonymous@lemm.ee 10 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I heard you get it frequently.

[–] ULS@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago)

The penis? I get the penis frequently?

I wish, but it's been a long time.

[–] theodewere@kbin.social 24 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (1 children)

it was a long, hard competition, but our boy penis stuck it out and finished first

[–] snooggums@kbin.social 4 points 2 years ago

Is it really first if there is only one finisher?

[–] vodkasolution@feddit.it 10 points 2 years ago

It has lots of dicks indeed

[–] fckreddit@lemmy.ml 3 points 2 years ago

Take that, you woke-fascists. /s