Wearing the traditional communist attire of fishnets, a cigarette holder, and a giant black trench coat.
this post was submitted on 21 Jan 2024
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Well it helps maintain the anonymity when your comrade is just letting whatever bozo off the street into your cell!
I'm the guy in the back left tripping balls and stealing logos from paint corporations to use in our propaganda
Don't say fish net communist. Don't say fishnet communist.
I'm the door communist, lotta bolts on that door, someone's gotta make sure they're properly maintained. You don't wanna go through all the rigmarole of peeking through an eye slot to ask the password and then opening the door when the correct one is given only for the latch to catch, leaving your comrade milling around on the doorstep like an awkward bugger, and the damn thing won't budge, and you ask for help but all these lazy sods have decided they have better things to do, and now you've embarrassed the whole cell in front of the new guy.
Fuck that, that's why I keep the screws tight and the bolts lubed.
I'm the guy working on building a bomb in a crowded room where there is no reason I should be building a bomb in
like, i should be somewhere away from people? but no. I fuck up and everyone goes down with me
a bomb is when you connect a bunch of dynamite with an alarm clock using no tools while your friend shows off his new fishnets in the la-z-boy
"oh so that's why I couldn't get the thing to detonate, I need a detonator... wish I could read Russian so I can read these bomb assembly manuals"
Look we can't all be the one with fish nets alright?
wdym the one, they're all wearing fishnets. It's not a uniform if you make exceptions.
Incorrect.
We are all fishnet communist on this blessed day 💅
Now, pass me a light, would you?
I'm the guy listening to lofi numbers stations to chill and study to
I’m the guy with the trenchcoat and indoor sunglasses
🎶 I'm every commie - it's all in meeeeeee 🎶
I'm the one exposing the undeveloped film to the light bulb.
It's developed, he's just trying to actually see it by shining a light through it.
hah, just in time to claim the fishnets
I’m in the coat
I'm The Daily Worker. Dreaming of the Soviet Life.
I'm the one in the corner trying to record an anime podcast with my fishnet-clad comrade, but they keep getting distracted by everyone else in the room WHEN WE BOOKED THE LIVING ROOM FOR RECORDING I'M JUST SAYING THERE ARE RULES SO WE SHOULD RESPECT THEM DAMMIT
When we form a revolutionary group I want to operate the beep-boop communism machine that prints on ticker tape
I'm the guy with the dynamite sticks.
I’m the one sharpening their pencil while very visibly having a sensory overload (you can tell because they chose to stay in the back of the room and position themselves so their hat would block their eyes)
Oh, it’s a bomb. Whatever I guess. The only one I can claim… is the person welcoming in the du- I mean new comrade.
I'm the one reviewing microfilm without a microfilm reader. My eyes are just that good.
ugh. I'm old enough that I worked with microfiche a few times. It's probably all still there in some university basement waiting to be digitized... some day.
Im the guy in the lower left corner looking up from his theory desk only to see everyone fucking around
You see how that poster in the top right only has two heads instead of four?
I am every artist who has ever failed to plan their space out and said "fuck it."
What, you've never heard of Engels-Leninism?
when do we get our standard issue Commie Trenchcoat Spy Outfit uniforms? should i contact George Soros or does he just handle AntifaBux?
the legends say if you manage to open 666 incognito tabs without your PC crashing, you get a free commie trenchcoat
George is in bankruptcy court over unpaid antifa wages.
New 
just dropped
Definitely a Dupe. No disrespect to my local groups. I'm just kinda dumb is all.
I’m toiling away at the Acme Fur Storm next door, waiting to have my class consciousness awakened
Lol I just realize that, you know, the 
artists set this scene up specifically so you could get an eye full of communist thigh. A thigh-ful if you will.
Howd'you do I
See you've met my
Faithful party-cell
Yes please.
word has it that that one scene from Basic Instict (you know which one) was directly inspired by this comic
who slipped centre-left TNR in with the commie newspapers? why does Lenin have hair?
I'm pretty sure the "We cover the earth" poster is actually Sherwin Williams, the paint company, that's their logo and motto.
I'm the guy doing the film.
I'm the shadowy conrad hovering over our new friend's shoulder like an omen of death in the second frame. ☠️
Also, I'm wearing fishnets and a thong.
im the guy in the hat