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this post was submitted on 25 Jan 2024
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Make life take the lemons back! Get mad!
All right, I've been thinking, when life gives you lemons, don't make lemonade! Make life take the lemons back! Get mad! I don't want your damn lemons! What am I supposed to do with these? Demand to see life's manager!
Make life rue the day it thought it could give Cave Johnson lemons! Do you know who I am? I'm the man whose gonna burn your house down - with the lemons!
When light life them on gives fire you lemons
You silly lemons
When god gives you lemons, you find a new god!
"Jobu, you no help me now... I say 'fuck you Jobu,' I do it myself."
As I read this I'm picturing a massive pirate ship with the captain yelling "Fire you lemons!" at the crew.
And then maybe the cannons fire lemons.
Thats a window into my dreams
In the dream, is the ship also a lemon?