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Pigs can't look up? Hahaha WTF? Who came up with that?
Someone that's never seen a pig
It's like if you asked AI to come up with a problem pigs face and it's only ever read about pigs but never seen one.
They can't look straight up, and then some genius heard that and morphed it to pigs can't look up period.
Plus, it's not like the only way to look at the stars is by pointing your nose to the sky... Eyes have movement and the stars can also be seen in the horizon.
Still, would be nice to hug a pig, with my guts. (jk...)
Edit: shit, that sounds so wrong, I meant eating the pig...
Hello Prime minister of the UK from that episode of Black Mirror
A pig would be damn hard to pick up too. Better do it with a young one.
They could even look at water reflections, although their very existence is at odds with such possibilities.
Pigs can look down. And pigs can lie on their back.
They can also stand on a slope
These are all awesome pig facts
Pigs can look off into the distance in front of them.
Edgar. Well not really Edgar. More like someone wearing an Edgar suit.
His skin was hangin’ off his bones.
He says it's kind but no one asked the pig what he wants
You can ask. Just say "officer, can l lift you up and show you the stars"?
You bet your ass that pig gonna be kicking and screaming.
Well, probably depends how much it's used to humans and specifically you (and assuming neither have been horribly mistreating it).
But yeah, randomly getting lifted into the air probably isn't high on the list of favorite activities for any living being...
No different from the girls I pick up then.
Can't pigs lie on their side and roll around though? Then they'd be able to see the stars
There is so much lightpollution that neither we can watch it
The good news is that the problem is fixable, so if that's important to you, check out: https://www.darkskysociety.org/
Thanks, I will join the dark society
Someone didnt read hitchhikers guide to the galaxy. This is how you get Krikkit pigs
SUGAR.......WITH WATER.....
Thor tweeted that.
Oh shit thats me
Tony from Dazed and Confused?
You know, I must have watched this movie dozens of times since it came out, and I have watched Discovery, and I never put this together.
Are you going to change your name to Daryl?
Were you the french fries and ketchup kid?
This is the most wholesome thing I've seen on the Internet today. This was the smile I needed.
OINK
I'm just imagining him turning up at a farm and very insistently telling the farmer that this is what he's going to do. Even if that farm doesn't have pigs, that's what's going to happen when he pulls up.
If they make Blood Meridian into movie and he’s not the Judge we riot.
His name is Leonard Lawrence, sir!
I think you mean that Thor tweeted this. He will always be Thor.
It's a pretty funny way of putting it but I do appreciate the sentiment.
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Vincent D'Onofrio, @vincentdonofrio
Pig's can't look up.
But I could pick a pig up one night and raise it into the sky and tilt this pig ever so gentle. I can make sure this pigs eyes line up with the stars. Imagine seeing the starts 4the first time.I want 2b treated that kindly and see the stars for the first time.