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[–] someguy3@lemmy.ca 182 points 2 years ago (7 children)

They won't be happy until we are all gay.

Christians want everyone to be Christian, they want Christian schools, they want a Christian nation, so they project that gay people want all the same things. That gay people want everyone to be gay, have gay schools, a gay country, etc. It's all projection.

[–] Lenins2ndCat@lemmy.world 53 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I want everyone to be gay.

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[–] Enasni@lemmy.world 169 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Wait, the last one was 1 star?

That’s the one that sold me on it.

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 78 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Right? “May cause bisexual yearning” is supposed to be a warning?

[–] spark947@lemm.ee 37 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Brother, I got news for you. If you are feeling bi-sexual yearning, it's not because you watched a movie.

[–] Lemmylefty@lemmy.world 51 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Oh don’t worry, I’m not confused: I’m reveling.

[–] spark947@lemm.ee 27 points 2 years ago

And we love that for you.

[–] Naja_Kaouthia@lemmy.world 24 points 2 years ago

Same. Pink acid trip, you say? I am intrigued.

[–] gon@lemmy.world 140 points 2 years ago (4 children)

"They won't be happy until we are all gay." I thought Barbie and Ken were the quintessential straight couple? I haven't watched the film but that is so odd.

[–] Hextic@lemmy.world 130 points 2 years ago (3 children)

Fellas, is it gay to be in a straight relationship?

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 61 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Once back in high school, I was walking down the hall with a female friend of mine, and some dumb redneck yelled, "HEY! LOOKIT THE F***T WITH HIS LESBIAN GIRLFRIEND!" I almost died laughing.

[–] Hextic@lemmy.world 22 points 2 years ago

"Yes I'm gay. Gay for dat pussy!"

🤣

[–] alokir@lemmy.world 31 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Not gay, but you literally want to be in the body of a woman. Can't tell me that's not LGBT.

[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 44 points 2 years ago (3 children)

That's why the straightest thing to do is to fuck another dude, no feminity to make you gay

Listen to classical tradition, they knew what they were doing

[–] alokir@lemmy.world 20 points 2 years ago (1 children)

Also, a man crossdressing as a woman is the manliest thing he can do because women can only regularlydress as a woman.

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[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 16 points 2 years ago

Well, straight girls like dick, and liking dick is gay, so yeah.

[–] ImplyingImplications@lemmy.ca 46 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Margo Robbie is on screen but I can't stop staring at Ryan Gosling's toned body and soft face. This makes me uncomfortable and it's the movie's fault.

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 23 points 2 years ago

Stupid sexy Gosling.

[–] substill@lemm.ee 36 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I just saw the movie. There is nothing gay about it, unless a shirtless Ryan Gosling is too much for the commenter to repress.

[–] BadRS@lemmy.world 21 points 2 years ago

Ryan gosling won’t settle until we are all lost in his kind eyes

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[–] miles@lemmy.world 116 points 2 years ago* (last edited 2 years ago) (2 children)

That fourth quote is legit quality.

[–] Excrubulent@slrpnk.net 62 points 2 years ago (4 children)

"Confusingly attractive" tells you this person is avoiding some introspection.

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[–] BrainisfineIthink@lemmy.one 18 points 2 years ago

I would not have thought that was a one star review based on the text. It kinda sounds like glowing praise.

[–] Macallan@lemmy.ml 87 points 2 years ago (2 children)

".. confusingly attractive people..."

Sounds like someone's coming out of the closet in the near future.

[–] DickFiasco@lemm.ee 20 points 2 years ago

The movie caused him to experience feelings he doesn't quite understand.

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[–] esadatari@lemmy.world 37 points 2 years ago (2 children)

sheit, i’m not convinced this is isn’t an official effort driven by the studio to promote the movie by some viral means

this is some genius fuckin advertising if it is, and it’s hilarious free advertising if it isn’t

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[–] ObamaBinLaden@lemmy.world 33 points 2 years ago (6 children)

I found this while looking at reviews

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[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 29 points 2 years ago (6 children)

""""""""""""""""""""Confusingly""""""""""""""""""""""".

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[–] Fazoo@lemmy.ml 26 points 2 years ago (1 children)

That last one just sounds like a compliment. An acid trip and I get to hang out with absurdly attractive people? Sounds fun.

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[–] jannis@feddit.de 26 points 2 years ago (2 children)

Now I kinda want to see this movie. Stupid feminist agenda

[–] MargotRobbie@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago

Good. Good. Let the feminist agenda flow through you!

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[–] Ryan213@lemmy.world 26 points 2 years ago (3 children)

"Ugh. It's set in the 80s!"

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[–] jayrodtheoldbod@midwest.social 21 points 2 years ago

bro I had some long-ass comment, but I looked up and remembered this is shitpost town I gotta get out more

[–] Sankta@feddit.de 18 points 2 years ago (5 children)

It was a suprisinhly good movie. Kinda sad by the lack of nuclear bombs though

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[–] Hikermick@lemmy.world 17 points 2 years ago (1 children)

I'd bet money that only one of those four reviews is from someone who's actually seen the movie and we can all tell which one

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[–] Anestoh@lemm.ee 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I don't even get where the gay comment is coming from. The movie is more ace than anything sexuality wise.

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[–] bappity@lemmy.world 15 points 2 years ago (2 children)

movie marketers should just make a large language model entirely trained on conservative statements

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[–] God@lemmy.blahaj.zone 14 points 2 years ago (2 children)

I absolutely want to see these as posters.

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[–] Diprount_Tomato@lemmy.world 14 points 2 years ago

The last one is pure gold

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