this post was submitted on 28 Jan 2024
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[–] Hotdogman@lemmy.world 65 points 1 year ago

This is what you're talking about, right?

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 55 points 1 year ago

I'll be the first to mention "yeast infection" too. now you don't have to.

[–] superweeniehutjrs@lemmy.world 36 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Donuts? Like anyone who uses Lemmy could fit more than one on it 😆.

[–] ryan213@lemmy.ca 29 points 1 year ago

Once I find it, I'll let you know, buddy!

[–] bellly@lemm.ee 13 points 1 year ago

What about those mini ones

[–] PeriodicallyPedantic@lemmy.ca 31 points 1 year ago (2 children)

How else do you store your donuts?

[–] bl_r@lemmy.dbzer0.com 32 points 1 year ago

I store them in my stomach

[–] detectivesniffles@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

damn i ain't got shit on that

[–] Duranie@literature.cafe 16 points 1 year ago

A friend used to say he was hung like a can of tuna.

You can still stack donuts on a can of tuna.

[–] Ratulf@feddit.de 15 points 1 year ago

Sounds cute, but I'll just be called a donut fucker, I don't want to be pastry pounder.

[–] Dasnap@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Tower of Bagel.

[–] ByteJunk@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 48 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] xavier666@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago
[–] TheEntity@kbin.social 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Looks like My Dress-Up Darling.

[–] poppy@lemm.ee 3 points 1 year ago

confirming. Definitely Marin from My Dress-Up Darling.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Ok, what?

Is the guy in this situation trying to brag, or does he not realize that A. it's probably like 4 donuts and B. you ain't gonna fit in the donut

[–] kewwwi@lemmy.world 16 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

the girl in this situation was allowed to play with it

don't ruin all your fun with stupid analysis, kthxx

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

psh overanalyzing shitposts is my specialty

[–] Starkstruck@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago (2 children)

It's a play on the "she let me run hot wheels over them titties" meme. Just doing increasingly goofy shit with your partner's body.

[–] peopleproblems@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

fr thank you, I hadn't seen that meme

[–] Obi@sopuli.xyz 3 points 1 year ago

What happened to simply hitting a line off her bum? Kids these days...

[–] AlmightySnoo@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

Also add some honey and let butterflies land on it 🦋

[–] robocall@lemmy.world 0 points 1 year ago

Yeast donuts only