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[–] Monument@lemmy.sdf.org 37 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I knew something once. It was awful.

[–] Yannotron@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

That's an ace comment! Thank you for the smile provoking words.

[–] EdibleFriend@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I've watched a lot of Star Trek so I know a lot about gay space socialism

[–] 1984@lemmy.today 3 points 1 year ago

My favorite kind :)

[–] fakeman_pretendname@feddit.uk 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

The Ooh Ooh song is Temptation by New Order

The Woo Ooh-ee song is Elevation by U2

The Woo-ooh, Eeh-Ooh-Ooh song is Woo Hoo by The 5.6.7.8s

The Ooh-Aah Ooh-Hoo Ooh-Hoo song is Who are You by The Who

The Woo Hoo song is Song 2 by Blur

The Woop Woop song is Sound of Da Police by KRS-One

Hope this helps.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I was thinking “pass that Dutch” by Missy Elliot on the first song

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Did you know that having a constantly open mouth as a child is really detrimental to the development and growth of your mouth's palate, your overall posture, your nose, and many other parts of your facial and bodily structure?

Physiologically speaking, your mouth should be closed most of the time. If it is, the crown/tip of your tongue should rest right on top if your alveoles, ie. just before your upper front teeth. This leads to your palate being formed and molded as a child into what you should know today. If for some reason you only rarely have your mouth closed as a child, this can lead to a deformed palate, making it more difficult to speak in the future, breathe etc. Furthermore, you are more likely to get sick since you're not breathing through your nose where all of the bacteria you passively inhale through the air are filtered out by your tonsils. Additionally, your nose may be malformed by its irregular use as well since the air your breathe in and out helps form your nose too.

Potential reasons for not breathing through your nose might be problems with your jaws (overbite/underbite) or teeth, inflamed tonsils that hinder your ability to breathe through your nose, a too short tongue frenulum that hinders the ability to properly reach your palate, and more.

Happy breathing. :D

[–] Willer@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

im such a nose breather that i dont really get clogged nose anymore even when im sick

[–] v4ld1z@lemmy.zip 1 points 1 year ago

That's good! Do you get sick often?

Well don't ask jon snow

[–] powerofm@lemmy.ca 15 points 1 year ago

Inertia is a property of matter

[–] ace@lemmy.ananace.dev 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

If you build a linked list in C, and put the pointer to the next entry as the first element in your struct, then you only need a single variable (and two comparisons) to do sorted insertion into the list.

[–] Blue_Morpho@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

That's too complicated for me to understand so here is my thing I know:

When using example code from the Internet, it's important to read the comments at the top of the file before going to far into adapting it and then wondering why it isn't working.

[–] Willer@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (2 children)

i can whistle continuously without the need for breathing stops

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I thought you died, Roger Whittaker.

[–] Doxatek@mander.xyz 2 points 1 year ago (2 children)
[–] Willer@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

It just kind of happened because i got annoyed that i had to stop during long phrases to breathe in so i just kind of taught myself how to whistle while breathing in. I just googled it to see how special that is but all im seeing is health conditions.

[–] tgxn@lemmy.tgxn.net 3 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Sounds like you're talking about circular breathing.

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[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

A fellow whistler! I prefer whistling Bach.

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[–] portside@monyet.cc 13 points 1 year ago

Mitochondria is the power house of the cell

[–] Daft_ish@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

Not yet, but I'll keep you updated.

[–] anarchy79@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago

I used to know, but now I'm not so sure anymore.

[–] Ethanol@pawb.social 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I know a fun fact:
You know how a packet of 8 bits is called a byte? A packet of 4 bits, which is half a byte, is called a nibble!

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

Ackshully, it's spelled nybble...

[–] knightmare1147@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I did not know this and my day is measurably improved, thank you knowledgeable stranger

[–] littletranspunk@lemmus.org 9 points 1 year ago

I have approximate knowledge of many things

[–] Ziglin@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (1 children)

According to Descartes I think therefore I am (and that's all I know), but to be honest I'm not convinced...

[–] WhiskyTangoFoxtrot@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I also know that he was a drunken fart.

[–] Malfeasant@lemmy.world 1 points 1 year ago

Hello, Bruce. Have you seen Bruce?

[–] nikosey@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

the sun is the biggest star in our observable solar system

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

I think I've... no, I've never done any of that before, sorry.

[–] iAvicenna@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

This could be the requirements for a job

  • 5 years of experience with something (E)
  • 2 years of experience with anything (D)
[–] therealjcdenton@lemmy.zip 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have experience with stating correct opinons

[–] ICastFist@programming.dev 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I have experience living as a human

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I've long imagined what that must be like...

[–] ynthrepic@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago

'Something' is what we abstractly call that which is both not nothing and has some significance to us beyond being merely anything.

[–] Kolanaki@yiffit.net 4 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (1 children)

I heard Farmer's knows a thing or two, because they've seen a thing or two.

[–] ook_the_librarian@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

And they write it all down and charge a reasonable price.

Ok, I'm joking, but only kinda. Those things are pretty neat to thumb through. I don't know if the money goes to some wack-job. It's almost certain due to the invisible hand.

inb4 woosh ...bah bah-dah ... bah dah pah dum

[–] middlemanSI@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Ok who's idea is this? I want a name.

[–] Fal@yiffit.net 1 points 1 year ago

Who is idea?

[–] GladiusB@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I like beans

[–] son_named_bort@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I know nothing about anything.

[–] Lennnny@lemmy.world 4 points 1 year ago

I know a guy, I'll hook you up

[–] Tristaniopsis@aussie.zone 3 points 1 year ago
[–] jerrythegenius@lemmy.world 3 points 1 year ago

I can blow balloons up with my nose. In fact, I can even multitask and do one with each nostril. I also learned to do them with my nose before my mouth (don't ask why, I really don't know. Yeah I can be a bit weird).

[–] gandalf_der_12te@feddit.de 2 points 1 year ago

You sound like you would have a laugh at this.

[–] xX_fnord_Xx@lemmy.world 2 points 1 year ago

I'ma ask m'daaad.

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