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[–] anhkagi@jlai.lu 103 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Water is so far above everything else that EVERY SINGLE SODA is forced to add around 80% water.

This comment was made by the water gang.

[–] RootBeerGuy@discuss.tchncs.de 19 points 1 year ago (1 children)

You tell 'em, brother!

This comment is sponsored by the water gang.

[–] darelik@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago)

Do we have a ~~waterni~~ hydrohomies lemmy

Edit: found it

[–] Catsrules@lemmy.ml 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I actually think water percentage would be in the high 90s. 80% water sounds like it would be more like syrup consistency.

[–] Denvil@lemmy.one 11 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Google tells me 90-95% water, and 98% or more for diet

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[–] Wage_slave@lemmy.ml 68 points 1 year ago

I'd fight the shit out of you but I am afraid you are just too well hydrated and I stand no chance.

[–] FartsWithAnAccent@lemmy.world 39 points 1 year ago

As long as coffee and tea are A tier, we're good.

[–] AI_toothbrush@lemmy.zip 24 points 1 year ago (17 children)
[–] CluckN@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Milk can kill me putting it in S tier

[–] micka190@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago

When you think about it, everything on that list can kill you.

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[–] HEXN3T@lemmy.blahaj.zone 23 points 1 year ago

💪HYDROHOMIES STAY STRONG💪

[–] Viking_Hippie@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

You're forgetting the fluid that nobody doesn't love!

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[–] Creazle@lemmy.world 21 points 1 year ago

Uh, guys? I think HydroHomies is... well... leaking

[–] Candelestine@lemmy.world 18 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I mean, you didn't include anything like tea, so it's kinda just easy. Fizzy, calorie-pumped, nutritionless, cheap-dopamine-providing, overpriced and overpackaged water is pretty low hanging fruit.

[–] felixwhynot@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This list is missing beer???

[–] far_university1990@feddit.de 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

K tier for „keep away“

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[–] Blackmist@feddit.uk 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Water is a C

ICE FUCKING COLD water is S+++.

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[–] Yprum@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (3 children)
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[–] chemicalwonka@discuss.tchncs.de 13 points 1 year ago

Water full of microplastics S+ Tier

[–] FlyingSquid@lemmy.world 13 points 1 year ago (1 children)
[–] theangryseal@lemmy.world 5 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Oh hey, it’s just a girl.

I kinda always knew she’d end up my ex girlfriend, and that shit was bananas. B-A-N-A-N-A-S. Don’t speak, I know just what you’re thinking. It didn’t happen. Well. You’re right. It didn’t.

God, I wish I could stop but I just can’t.

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[–] CyberEgg@discuss.tchncs.de 12 points 1 year ago (4 children)

Where teas and juices and coffee?

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[–] Wilzax@lemmy.world 12 points 1 year ago

Unsweet tea gets a tier tho

[–] affiliate@lemmy.world 11 points 1 year ago (3 children)

i won’t fight you about water but we can fight over something else if you’d like

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[–] quams69@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (2 children)

Water is the goat but have you ever jad a soda pop made botanically? Modern soda is just synth flavors and sugar, but it used to be flavored with actual spices. It's harder to find, but if you can find a truly classic soda brand it absolutely slaps modern corn syrup shit out of the universe

Imagine tasting cola, except it actually has a deep flavor palette and isn't cloyingly sweetened subsidized corn liquid

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[–] Macaroni_ninja@lemmy.world 10 points 1 year ago (1 children)

Make it a vote and see where sparkling water lands

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[–] version_unsorted@lemmy.ml 9 points 1 year ago

Found my homie!!

[–] menemen@lemmy.world 9 points 1 year ago* (last edited 1 year ago) (2 children)

Where is (real)juice though? Feel that should be at maybe C? And if softdrinks are f, where is Redbull?

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[–] DerpyPlayz18@lemm.ee 8 points 1 year ago (5 children)
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[–] ReplicantBatty@lemmy.one 8 points 1 year ago

The Hydro Homies have invaded! Nah but for real ice water is the GOAT

[–] Isakk86@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

What about Brawndo? It's what plants crave!

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[–] PP_BOY_@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (4 children)

RC cola gets a D but I agree other than that

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[–] PatFussy@lemm.ee 7 points 1 year ago

DAE drink water? Smash that like button

[–] KredeSeraf@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago (2 children)

I don't disagree that water is king. But putting coke and pepsi in the same tier must be some kind of crime.

[–] Kiwi_Girl@lemmy.blahaj.zone 8 points 1 year ago (1 children)

I agree, coke should be lower.

[–] KredeSeraf@lemmy.world 8 points 1 year ago (6 children)

And forever more shall our families fued. On my blood do I swear undying enmity towards the PepsiApologist, Kiwi_Girl.

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[–] iforgotmyinstance@lemmy.world 7 points 1 year ago

Yeah water is cool. But

She Mt Dew on my Baja til I Blast

[–] RalphFurley@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (15 children)

I carbonate my own water and drink lots of tea

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[–] NeatNit@discuss.tchncs.de 6 points 1 year ago (1 children)

This is all correct but it's missing freshly-squeezed orange juice over in A tier

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[–] Fallenwout@lemmy.world 6 points 1 year ago (3 children)

Drinking water gives me acid reflux, always has. Which is weird because fanta is a lot more acidic and doesn't do that.

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[–] Cowbee@lemmy.ml 5 points 1 year ago (7 children)

Water, coffee, whiskey, wine. Drink alcohol maybe once or twice a month, coffee and water daily.

All S tier.

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